Muslim Badminton

Like Russian Roulette, only the set up is like the basic Badminton game. But instead of using a shuttle cock (birdie) a loaded grenade is used the last person standing is obviously the winner.

Person 1: "Hey how was your weekend?"

Person 2: "Oh you know just a casual trip to Dubai in the private jet"

Person 1: " oh cool was it fun? What did you do?"

Person 2: Oh yeah it was wonderful. Just played a few rounds of Muslim Badminton. My pilot Paul got killed during the game so I had to hire a new one.. But oh well Dont Hate the Player Hate the Game.

Person 1: ....oh, Summer fun in Dubai I guess

by A.D. Khaled July 10, 2015

Badminton

1)The fastest growing sport in the world (fact) Also the fastest racket sport in the world (fact). Players must have extreme speed, reflexes and vision to name but a few essential attributes.
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies

1)you think you can play badminton. Ok. Your serve"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"

by Samstorm December 5, 2004

bajingo parlor

Another term for a strip club.

Hey Jen, want to hit the bajingo parlor later tonight? We can pick up your paycheck.

by T-Racy and Chim Chim May 5, 2007

Bajingo Lingo

Bajingo Lingo is how the vagina attempts to justify sleeping with someone a woman usually wouldn't sleep with when her judgment isn't compromised by booze, horniness, or long sexual dry spells. Can occur either drunk or sober and can be in the form of either rationalization or pleading.

"Sure he's ugly, but he's really into you." "Oh God, you are SOOOOO horny." "Oh come on, it's been 6 months since you've been laid." "Everybody is beautiful in the dark." "Please, sister. Like you have any better offers?" "Is this a mistake or is this just Bajingo Lingo?"

by &rea September 3, 2009

bajing

ba'jing

1. an exclamation after an insult, like ba-zing.
2. to fuck.
3. the male genitalia.
4. to ejaculate. also see skeet.

1. "Joe, you're such a fucktard! Bajing!"
2. "Hey Brian, I bajinged your sister last night!"
-or-
"Greg seems a little too happy. He must have been bajinged in the butt over the weekend."
3. "STFU Zwiers before I give you a swift kick to the bajing!"
4. "Ugh! I just got bajing all over myself..."

by JoelToTheJ April 29, 2005

badmin

badmin is used towards someone who's adminstration is up his arse, all over the place

Bad Admin

Simon: hey, come on kris, get your crap together and lets go
Kris: where's my beret, ffs, where's my keys
Beenie: Kris come on, we are going to be late man,
Simon: God come on Badmin
Beenie: yea, come on Badmin
Kris: FFS this is bollocks...

by buzzinbeeny April 12, 2008

badingding

nickname for rednecks, inbred, three toes, trailer park trash, white trash, and peoples who's family tree resembles a telephone pole

Why is it that the media always finds the biggest badingding to interview after a tornado!??

by JTP3 November 7, 2007