badge fever 

A condition that goes into overdrive when ordinary men are
wearing a badge and a uniform which causes them to punch out women with the full support of their peers, who also wear badges.

Feminist Bitch #1: 'Dude, whatever happened to NEVER okay to hit a woman?'

Feminist Bitch #2: 'I think its different if men wear badges, and their popes absolve them for manhandling elderly women and teenage girls, cause they have developed badge fever.'

badge fever by toxicmom June 19, 2010

badge in the post 

Used sarcastically, normally as a congratulation for someone achieving something diabolically simple, or for grasping the absolute and complete obvious. It's origins are based on any organisation that, in the absence of better ideas, or prizes of any real value, would give a cheaply manufactured metal badge as a token reward.

Paul A. Sheehan: "Look! I just uploaded a JPEG to your hosting using FTP!"

Ash & Doug : "Well done Paul, Badge in the Post."

badge in the post by Nuciphaal January 14, 2005

Badge of honor 

A load of cum worn visibly - most often on the face.

Brother! Why would you suggest, that my girlfriend is cheating on me??
Kemosabe - she swung by the pizzaria yesterday, still wearing the badge of honor on her face!

Badge of honor by Cumfeedah May 26, 2010

Badge Nazi

A Badge Nazi is a man who masturbates over military badges while cruising military badge forums looking for prey. They most likely have an inferior badge collection to their peers and are predominately single or divorced. The few who have partners have usually brainwashed them. Although they claim to be hetrosexual they like their woman in men's military uniform and will only have sex doggy style. A Badge Nazi never believe's he's wrong but if things don't go to plan or if he feels threatned he'll get his Badge Nazi mates to back him up.

It was only when I disagreed with him that I realised he was a Badge Nazi

Badge Nazi by Oskar Schindler May 12, 2011

Badge-ing 

"Badge-ing" is an exhibitionist trend in certain trendy nightclubs (Most commonly in California) It involves a woman taking a male patron (Almost always a stranger) into a more secluded part of the club (i.e. bathroom, service area, etc.) and giving him an orgasm (usually by means of a hand or blow job) then allowing the cum to hit her face and top portion of her shirt, then returning to the rest of the club without in anyway making an attempt to clean herself up, wearing the proof of what she just did as a "Badge"

"Did you guys see Chrissy tonight? She's totally badge-ing, she's such a slut!!"

Badge-ing by Corvus Knight July 7, 2008

Badge dance 

The movements a person makes at work when they realize they do not have their security badge with them to get into the building or when they forgot to put their badge on and get locked out of their work area.

Today I saw Brent doing the badge dance outside the door of his work area. He forgot to put on his security badge when he went to the bathroom and got locked out.

Badge dance by SuiteG May 18, 2011

Badge Nazi

Someone who thinks only German cars are good and hates on cars made by companies of other countries. They judge a car based off the car badge/emblem brand and assume any car badge of any non-German company is bad. They overlook the car itself and only care about the German brand name. Hence the term Nazi because they only like German cars and hate every car that isn't from a German brand.

Person: Ooh look at that Corvette!
Badge Nazi: Who cares, any 4-series is better than that because it ain't from the autobahn.

Badge Nazi by tripleu July 16, 2016