Backside Clapping - polite euphemism for that rhythmic phenomenon that happens during intimate moments; while making love with one's own lady!
After forgetting their anniversary, Dave tried to make it up by suggesting some enthusiastic backside clapping, but his wife just rolled her eyes and handed him a honey do list.
At the dance class, the instructor heard some vigorous backside clapping coming from a new couple and shouted, "Now that's how you spice up the tango!"
When the neighbors complained about the noise, Tom grinned and said, "Sorry, we were practicing some late-night backside clapping for our couples' counseling class at church!"
When the bedroom’s backside clapping echoed through the house, their dog howled along, thinking it was a new musical phenomenon worthy of a Grammy.
Trying to keep things spicy, Lisa declared their anniversary backside clapping session a natural phenomenon, joking it could register on the Richter scale.
At the dance class, the instructor heard some vigorous backside clapping coming from a new couple and shouted, "Now that's how you spice up the tango!"
When the neighbors complained about the noise, Tom grinned and said, "Sorry, we were practicing some late-night backside clapping for our couples' counseling class at church!"
When the bedroom’s backside clapping echoed through the house, their dog howled along, thinking it was a new musical phenomenon worthy of a Grammy.
Trying to keep things spicy, Lisa declared their anniversary backside clapping session a natural phenomenon, joking it could register on the Richter scale.
by exit21 August 11, 2025
Get the Backside Clappingmug. a moron who wants to spend time with you more than you want to spend time with them, because they cannot stand their own company.
by JAT October 10, 2004
Get the pain in the backsidemug. The backside is what locals call the part of mount desert island that tourists usually don’t visit. The working class side known for being full of commercial fisherman, drugs, harbor hogs, and where everyone wears the same things from the same stores especially females. Home of the haggard and early aging. Everyone is overweight except the ones who do meth. The only thing to do is meet up In barns and shops to drink and get high and then spend hours driving the same roads in jacked up trucks or shit boxes to park by the water and meet up with other jacked up trucks to share joints and pass the local ho around. A place where everyone has slept with everyone and stds run rampant. The side of mdi that mdi is embarrassed of.
by Lookatdezmelons November 19, 2021
Get the Backsidemug. Ron told me that Sarah was rocking that Braille on the backside. I told him good looking out on the heads up
by alchemistprime47 November 30, 2019
Get the Braille on the Backsidemug. by Keiran Mason March 18, 2023
Get the backside shuv itmug. by Wordvamp13 April 22, 2020
Get the Backside glancermug. by channelmanic March 30, 2023
Get the backside liquiditymug.