australian seatbelt
I gave the homeless man an Australian seatbelt in exchange for a cheese sandwich and a half bottle of piss.
australian seatbelt by Dj_twel October 7, 2017
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Australian Porta Potty
Australian Porta Potty by JoshBreezy Austrin April 21, 2023
Australian Airforce Cadets
Airforce cadets are in a nutshell overconfident, condescending, arrogant pricks who are like the navy cadets but on steroids in terms of homosexuality. This has given them the well deserved nickname of airy fairies. They like to brag how much they know about aircrafts but the closest they get to aircrafts are weather drones they also claim they are the best shoot in the cadet corps when they couldn’t shoot a defenceless balloon and don’t even get me started on their drill. There has also been an unspoken truce between Navy Cadets and Army Cadets if these aircraft fuckers are to powerful. So in conclusion fuck Airforce Cadets.
Oh hey Dad why is the definition of Gay scribbled out and replaced with Australian Airforce Cadets in this book?
Ah that was a more civilised time.
Ah that was a more civilised time.
Australian Airforce Cadets by insta: @qld_aac_bde_meme August 27, 2020
Australian base system
The American base system involves: first base - kissing and breast fondling; second base - manual stimulation of genitalia; third base - oral stimulation of genitalia; and home base (or fourth base) - the act of penetrative intercourse.
The Australian base system is slightly different: first base - vaginal sex; second base - anal sex; third base - threesome with two males and one female; home base (or fourth base) - threesome with two females and one male.
The Australian base system is slightly different: first base - vaginal sex; second base - anal sex; third base - threesome with two males and one female; home base (or fourth base) - threesome with two females and one male.
Elaine: All my friends back home go to home base by the time they're fifteen.
David: On the Australian base system or the American base system?
David: On the Australian base system or the American base system?
Australian base system by aussieinthestates July 19, 2011
Australian Massage
The Australian Massage is the action of massaging the 'Land Down Under'
This is basically a cooler name for a rub-down, feel-up, fingering, hand-job, or 2nd/3rd base.
This is basically a cooler name for a rub-down, feel-up, fingering, hand-job, or 2nd/3rd base.
Tom gave Stacy an Australian Massage in the front seat of his car.
After a long Australian Massage, Jane was juiced up and ready to go.
Alice gives the greatest Australian massages ever, don't you think?
After a long Australian Massage, Jane was juiced up and ready to go.
Alice gives the greatest Australian massages ever, don't you think?
Australian Massage by TresM March 21, 2011
Australian Pelican
Guy 1: So dude i was nailing this chick last night! and she asked me to give her an australian pelican.
Guy 2: Thats sick man! did you do it?
Guy 3: Yeah, it was nasty!
Guy 2: Thats sick man! did you do it?
Guy 3: Yeah, it was nasty!
Australian Pelican by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009
Australian Piggyback Ride
Man 1: Hey, you here about Durnya?
Man 2: Yea! I Heard he got an Australian Piggyback Ride!
Man 1: I know! I wonder how it feels?
Man 2: Hey, let's go ask him!!!
Man 2: Yea! I Heard he got an Australian Piggyback Ride!
Man 1: I know! I wonder how it feels?
Man 2: Hey, let's go ask him!!!
Australian Piggyback Ride by Girafffffffe77777 January 13, 2011