Auckland

The most populated city in New Zealand, being about 1.5 million. IT is situated at one of the narrowest points on the North Island, and has been host to such events as the America's Cup. Also know as the City of Sails, for its keen interest in yachting.
Many New Zealanders argue that Auckland should, in fact be the Capital City of New Zealand, for its size, growth, infrastructure and sights. It also boasts some of the best golf courses in New Zealand, such as Formosa Auckland Country Club, Gulf Harbour, The Grange...and many many more.
Auckland is home to The Warriors League team, and the Auckland Blues, for Rugby Union.

Wellington Resident: Damn, I wanna live in Auckland n b a Jaffa.

Auckland Resident(ME): Ima kill me that smacktard who knocked us Jaffas! We rule, and the only reason u talkin' shit, ma fren, is cos we is betta!!

by Nastypieceawork April 30, 2004

Auctions4U

A Superb Auction Channel with your favorite YouTube host Tee. Auctions4u offers many Wholesale and Bulk Lots up to fellow resellers as well as some one off collectible and new items. Airs on YouTube several times a week with some awesome guests including Donatella Botolino Robin Because She Shed Chris the Goose Patdees72 and more.

We bought some AWESOME Lots on Auctions4U.

by Auctions4U July 12, 2020

auck

1. (adj) splendid.

2. (adj) bad smell.

3. (verb) picking your nose.

1. "you did an auck job."
2. "That is aucky air"
3. "I saw you aucking over there!"

by The Bored Duo March 18, 2010

Auctionpay

Company whose sole purpose is to make money off non-profits and the less fortunate members of society they service. Started as a fun project for an already wealthy dude, who doesn't really give a fuck if it fails or not.

Little timmy can't afford the operation because Auctionpay took all our money.

by Friends September 7, 2005

Auchincruive College

An Agricultural based College on the outskirts of Ayr that teaches agriculture, science, sports, tourism, management and outdoor pursuits.

Pronounced "Ock-In-Croove' most students shorten it down to 'Cruive', especially non-Scottish students who usually have trouble with saying it.

Has only one halls of residence, "Wilson Halls" which has 100 rooms and is known for its wildness, late night antics and it's TV room which is the gathering place of most students.

Outsiders consider Cruive students to be constantly drunk, sheep shaggers and are usually found on Wednesdays, Thursdays and Sundays at Club De Mar, Madisons or Fury's depending on who is cheapest.

Person 1 - Here comes that lot from Auchincruive College.
Person 2 - Yeah heard they are all sheep shaggers!

by scotiafarmer December 20, 2010

Auction Stalking

Watching an auction that you never intend to participate in, just to see how high it will go.

Person 1: Yo! I can't believe that cup went for $150 on Ebay!

Person 2: How do you know it went that high?

Person 1: Shoot, I was auction stalking it all night!

by Lillyblume December 21, 2010

Auckland Rail

A sexual move in where the man ejaculates in the womans anus in a position where she has her ass in the air while she has diarrhea, the man will then proceed to take a metal or smooth wooden rod and or his penis and rail the womans ass hard when he has come again the woman will lick the rod and or his penis clean, she then defecates into a chalice and or cup wich the man will drink

Him: My girl ate spicy tacos today so im gonna give her an Auckland rail tonight!

Friend: fuck yes bro!

by Xx_THE_POPE_xX January 8, 2021