cringe attack

When you remember an embarrassing moment in your life that you caused and you either cringe, hit yourself in the face or flail your arms because of it.

Dan: Yeah cool. *cringe attack*
Phil: Are you okay Dan?
Dan: .... *still flailing arms*
Phil: Oh your having a cringe attack.

... or something along those lines

by wholockianturns2page394 October 14, 2013

Snack attack

When one experiences a sudden impulse to binge on the nearest foods.

You: "Hey, where did all the cereal go?!"
Me: "Oh sorry dude, I had a major snack attack last night."

by SMK July 16, 2008

Shit Attack

Violent and sudden onset of the shits. Usually at the most inconvenient time.

When someone is unknowingly given a laxative in a movie. See Van Wilder.

by Uncle Itchie December 4, 2003

attackatory

--exhibiting an aggressive, hostile attitude towards another person when their needs aren't immediately met.

--to spew venomous criticism towards another person.

The customer became attackatory to the co-manager when she was denied a return of merchandise after the store's 90 day policy where she purchased it.

The new retail Co-manager arrived to the store on her first day only to become attackatory to her Store Mgr. when the gate wasn't opened to let her in right away.

by SSElisabeth March 30, 2009

Rap Attack

when are Dj's jamming in the street and MCs are rapping to the beat. Usually the neighbors downstairs cannot sleep because the people upstairs are stomping their feet.It's not like they're starting a riot
but they'll call the cops because they want some quiet.

Oh my God I think I'm having a rap attack.

Somebody get a doctor quick man
she's having an attack.

She said rap attack, man, not heart attack

Oh, you mean she's alright then?

Of course!

by Jon December 4, 2004

fap attack

The sudden, uncontrollable, and spontaneous urge to fap (masturbate) - usually furiously because time is of the essence (a quickie).

I was in the elevator and had a fap attack.

by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007

Heart Attack Handjob

Administering a handjob during a rollercoaster ride. The combined adrenaline from the coaster ride as well as the handjob itself can bring about a severely fast pace in heartbeat, potentially leading to a heart attack among older men and weak boys, and maybe even the squat woman performing them.

My chest is killing me after she jerked me off on The Demon, I thought my heart was going to explode during the heart attack handjob.

Roberts not talking to me anymore since Mary gave me the heart attack handjob and i sprayed him in the face.

by Ashley the Amazing August 16, 2007