Worst attempted bangers

A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.

Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers

by Big dimo August 2, 2022

Assassination Attempt

When shooting a load at at potential recipient’s face, they turn away and their ear takes the heat.

I had a clear shot at her face, but it just ended up being an assassination attempt.

by Dingelberry July 16, 2024

eleven-attempting

trying to do something easy the hard way and failing.

I'd been eleven-attempting this for MONTHS before I succeeded

by adhdev November 16, 2024

Assassination Attempt

Remember that fight in Vinland saga between Thorkell and Thorfin? Remember how Askeladd reflected the sun off his sword to blind Thorkell?

Hym "This has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with any assassination attempts I've heard of but I'm literally Askeladd and you're welcome for that at least."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Search String Attempt

The act of using a search engine to find specifically what one is looking for. If the search string is vague it may require multiple attempts with various other search strings.

"It took me 15 freakin search string attempts to find the doco i saw 3 years ago!"

by Richie De Bauchery September 21, 2016

Do not attempt

How Vonage captions their "people do stupid things" TV ads to cover their a**es legally.

Note: This blonde lady actually DID know better than to enter the water to play with the "dolphins", and fake shark-fins were used in the production of this advertisement. Do not attempt in real life.

by QuacksO November 2, 2018

When You Attempt The Seventh

something that is will always fail in the worst way possible.

"Dude I was home alone I committed When You Attempt The Seventh, it went so wrong."

by Krenatarr April 30, 2021