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assholish

noun.
If someone who is not an asshole but at times acts like one, then he or she is an assholish. In fact even a genius can be an assholish.

adjective.
stupid; like an asshole but not quite one.
Nount: Rendall is an assholish.

Adjective: Rendall acts pretty assholish at times.
by BigMak2012 March 13, 2011
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assholism

When you fuck with someone's shit to the point that you deserve to die.
Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholism. The proper punishment will now take place.
by Surfin Bird January 3, 2008
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assholism

A term to describe the characteristics of a player.

This includes:
Knowing to make a guy/girl laugh
How to keep your other coming back
Slick language
Knowledge of body language
Manipulation of the mind.
Why do all the cute, fresh guys have to be assholes?
Because they develop assholism.
by myexperience April 25, 2011
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assholistic

a word Martin came up with to describe everyone's everyday all day behavior
"Dude, you're being assholistic!"
by bill mcneil August 30, 2003
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assholism

the condition characterizing irresponsible and disrespectful humans who care only about themselves
those people are not wearing mask, assholism has got them or what?
by @andoniou March 13, 2021
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what the acropolis?!

When someone visits ancient ruins and is overwhelmed by magnitude of the sights.
"Opa!!! What the Acropolis?!" exclaimed Nikki, gazing at the ruins in awe.
by Debnhim May 30, 2019
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Assholishness

There is a book titled Assholes. I read almost the whole book in jail after trying to protect a child from abuse, by lacking understanding regarding resultant requirements of a wish I made, which were, of course, arranged by Fate, mostly Lachesis.

In the book, an asshole is defined, and the definition is well written and well written at length, excepting that the definition ignores private fame, lacking a better term in this my partially drunken state, such being satisfaction or happiness attained while being essentially socially alone. Once an individual has acquired satisfaction, which none will EVER relinquish, no matter how small a part of satisfaction or happiness has been acquired, one will NOT be willing to give or trade such away without certainty of near immediate satisfaction reclamation or permanent satisfaction increase a (see Pure Happiness). Those who have philosophically examined Christianity will find Moloch in the previous sentence, but those who are morally and philosophically pure will give no truth to satisfaction/happiness gain for all by sacrifice. Stars, the children of Jesus, burn out, according to science.

So, by the book, an asshole, or assholes, believe he, she or they deserve to be satisfied or happy (having a sense of entitlement) for no reason. Only by proving that loving increases happiness for all, which can only be done by knowing how to love, can one be justly proud. Two hearts are better than one, and threesomes are even better.
Assholishness is the justification that you are good, and should therefore be acknowledged as so. When you feel like saying " I CAN'T BELIEVE IT," yet you find such to be so, you are learning to believe in miracles.
by JamesJet March 8, 2017
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