asshattery

Asshattery;

1. The act of acting similar to or completely like an asshat.

2. Similar to or completely like "foolishness".

1. "What you are doing here is, frankly, good sir, complete asshattery."

2. "Stop this asshattery at once!"

by Drevay June 27, 2005

Asswater

The term used to describe a situation in which you are taking a shit and you drop a big turd, causing the water to splash up on your ass cheeks.

Guy #1: Yo I was eating corn earlier and now I gotta take a shit, I hope I don't get asswater!

Guy #2: Yeah I just got done droppin' turds and my ass is soaked. Fml.

by J Bizzy October 29, 2009

african ass master

a sexual position similar to the doggy style in which case when the male partner is about to cum he starts to brutally slap the females ass like a drum solo

last night my husband gave me an African ass master...now i cant sit down...

by sol badazz July 16, 2011

Asswater

The water that overflows when a thick shit clogs the toilet.

Dude, the toilet overflowed, and now I got asswater all over the floor.

by Moth May 17, 2004

assmasonry

Used as a noun to describe a physical object bearing no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Can also apply to one's behavior.

see: shit, asshattery

also: assmason

Object: "We could have wound up with something great, but the result, instead, was this horrifying lump of assmasonry known as Enter the Matrix."

Behavior: "Tim Roberts' continuing assmasonry regarding the Phantom is already the stuff of legend."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 12, 2004

Assbastard

Child conceived by an unmarried woman having unplanned anal sex.

Farouk is a total assbastard.

by Blkprep May 1, 2018

Asshatter

One who is not only an asshole, but has a tendency to have outrageous and asinine outbursts

Messley Snipes owed his brother money, and was forced by him to shout aloud on the bus, "I am an Asshatter!" to absolve his debt. (true story)

At the Taqueria, a drunken angry hipster was screaming obscenities at the amiable Hispanic cashier. I was forced to kick his asshatter ass.

by Lil Tiniest March 15, 2011