eardrum assassin

Refers To Someone Who Annoyingly Talks TOO Much. Someone Who Never Shuts-Up.

Joe: Bla , BlaBla, Bla, Blabaabaabaa.

Dude; Will You STFU Your An "Eardrum Assassin"

by DGringo October 1, 2009

Status Assassin

A person that roams the world of Facebook preying on innocent statuses to comment on. In the event of a successful comment, the original status is dead to the world and no one will ever want to comment on it. Mothers and Fathers have most likely perfected this art.

-"hey did you see Tommy make quick work of that status you posted?"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"

by BMonz February 5, 2012

Ham Assassin

Typically a large/obese individual that has an excessive addiction to eating without any concern for their personal health.

I went out to the club and a ham assassin wouldn't stop flirting with me all night.

by Icepick_Trotter October 1, 2016

High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock

One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.

"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."

by mjgriffin August 23, 2011

Assassin's Creed 2

The sequel to the popular game Assassin's Creed, in which a secret war takes place over generations, involving the Knights Templar and the Assassins. The Knights Templar wish to use ancient treasure called Pieces of Eden to take over the world, while the Assassins wish to prevent such an end. The series specifically follows the modern day character Desmond Miles and his ancestors, who played key roles in the fight against the Templars. Assassin's Creed 2 follows Ezio Auditore de Firenze in Renaissance Italy, late 15th century. Assassin's Creed 2 sees major improvements over its predecessor in almost every area, including getting rid of the repetition many players did not like in the first game.

I really like Assassin's Creed 2 a lot more than the first one. There's so much more to do!

by Snake1235 November 19, 2009

sandbox assassin

someone who is attracted to girls who are way too young for them, such as a college guy being attracted to a middle school girl.

Dude, I just saw like 3 sandbox assassins checking out a bunch of 12 year old girls coming out of the pool.

by Wesley Elliot January 22, 2011

Assassination

to murder by a sudden and/or secret attack often for political reasons. usually prompted by religious, ideological, political, or military motives. Additionally, assassins may be prompted by financial gain, revenge for perceived grievances, a desire to acquire fame or notoriety

Person 1 - What is assassination? Is it possible to assassinate yourself.

Person 2 - No.

Person 1 - Why?

Person 2 - Because that would be suicide and suicide is pre-mediated, not sudden. Assassins are prompted when there is something to gain. What would you gain if you killed yourself.

Person 1 - Nothing

Person 2 - Exactly

by yourewrong March 23, 2011