assfoon

A jackass, buffoon.

You're such a fucking assfoon.

by Decker December 22, 2002

Assfoot

A medical condition where your foot smells like the inside of an ass.

"Wow! Your foot smells like ass, you have assfoot! uh oh stinky"

by StinkyAssFootCreator May 16, 2020

assfoonery

Buffonery to the tenth power. Real stupid acts or situations.

"I've experienced nothing but assfoonery babysitting those fucking kids."
"I can't work with Tom and put up with his assfoonery"

by VP December 27, 2007

assfootoligist

afterwards when you get a size 12 foot up your ass this is what you will call in order to get my foot out of your ass!!!

help, help, call the assfootoligist i got a foot in my ass!!

by docass February 28, 2010

Assfoot

Assfoot is what happens when Dad finds you masturbating while peeping through a hole in the downstairs shower, to your mom, sister, cousins, etc., anyone with ass, cunt, and tits.

Assfoot is when Dad sticks his foot up your ass for peeping tomism.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

assfoolishness

A series of actions or behaviors that are considered foolish or ridiculous, often characterized by a lack of common sense or awareness. Typically employed in informal contexts to criticize someone's unwise decisions or actions that provoke amusement or disbelief.

I am tired of this constant assfoolishness from you. Please stop it, or else I'm going to not talk to you ever again.

by Noisy Jackets October 31, 2025