Sour Asscheeks

Sour asscheeks is a term meaning someone is grumpy and grouchy.

Sometimes when they have lemon juice in there asshole or on there ass cheeks causing irritation!

Jessica: IM GONNA SHOVE U UP MY VAGINA AND PULL YOU OUT MY NOSE ASSHOLE!!!
Matt: I poured lemon juice on her asshole!
Jon: She sure does have some sour asscheeks!

by Snifferpitz June 6, 2009

Asscheeks

Slang to call someone or something that looks like booty, and not the good kind. We’re talking that cottage cheesey, cellulite, fat homegirl ass you can find checking out at Register 12 in Wal-Mart type asscheeks.

Steve: @RealVergilSnow looks like asscheeks, dawg.
Mark: Yeah, I bet he’s a Vergin. Ain’t nobody gettin’ laid lookin’ like asscheeks.

by LouSassle March 6, 2020

Unbridled Asscheeks

That oh too common smell that comes out of a bathroom after dudes think they're slick by not wiping well enough.

This shit smells like Unbridled Asscheeks

by therealbroshow February 11, 2019

Asscheek booty

The lumps of fat hanging off of your booty that sexually arouse some individuals.
It is also where you get spanked.

Person 1: Dude I saw my first asscheek booty today!
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yeah!

by Salem, Massachusetts July 17, 2021

titanium asscheek

Like a regular ass cheek but extremely strong and in shape. Nothing can break it.

"Dude, I've been working out. Come feel my titanium asscheek!"

by MORMONGURL8585 October 29, 2017

Asscheek

A term used to describe a complete clutz. Someone who has the ability to knock things over regularly, and/or messes things up at an untimely point.

1)*spills drink over table* "Awwwww dude, you're a fucking asscheek"

2)*trips over table smashing a vase* "Look what you've done now you complete asscheek"

by Boooooollocks October 2, 2005

asscheeks

The round flesh sitting at the very top of your thighs and under your back. It is almost like a cover for the anushole. Often slapped, grabbed and targeted by horny people. If left unwashed, they can grow nasty pimples.

There must be a tight ass and twat obscured beneath those big golden asscheeks.

by Wasabimoto January 6, 2008