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asif

by bitch im manny August 21, 2004
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pulling an asif

When an individual disappears from public life entirely for days on end, fails to reply to modern communication devices and is akin to a wizard in his ability to go unseen.

Usually has some bs excuse for the disappearing act.
dude1: have u seen jon at all lately?
dude2: no man he is pulling an asif, no sight of him.

dudette1: hey you been pulling an asif these past few days!
dudette2: girl, i been so busy with work and school...
dudette1: i thought you got fired?
dudette2: ...
by thejumperup26 October 15, 2010
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Asif

A BIIIIIG ANIME WEEB LIVING WITH BIG BOZONGA ANIME GIRLS IN BEDS WITH APPPPPLESSSS AND WATERRRRRR RAINING ON EM.

Sorry he was being weird don’t listen to the sentence before this.
Asif are you fighting over apples and anime again?
by Ailed;kkaldsfjladfj;ldfj February 7, 2022
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asif

a term used to describe the masters of the art of sexual pleasure. Trained to perfection at all sex positions and sex styles.
Whoa! look at those asifs over there! i wish they notice me, my boyfriend is a pussy when it comes to sex
by german shepard owns November 8, 2009
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Its an Arabic name Meaning "Riches" "one with alot of money"
by Duke™ November 6, 2012
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ASIF

an alternative combination of word and phrase for 'whatever'. When put into use, it can effectively confuse the recipient which in turn gives the speaker the upper hand
Charlotte: I win everything!
Chris: ASIF!That's the biggest joke i've heard!
by Chris 'The Great' Gregg January 28, 2009
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The person is charming lovely and a good man in all aspect of his life. The true love of his life is with him now he will always be happy with her .
The man every girl willing would've be as asif
by Aka myesha September 2, 2018
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