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baby armadillo

When a male succumbs to a female in a pure act of lustful romance, by locking his wrists and ankles together, while on his back allowing the female to suckle at his anal buffet. To intensify the experience while the female is licking the baby armadillos bum hole the male should lightly rock back and forth on his back in a soothing motion. Extra points are awarded if a fart is inserted into the females oral cavity.
James- I think that tonight is the night me and Amanda take our relationship to the next level.

Jonny- are you thinking of proposing

James - no, I'm gonna be waiting for her when she gets home from work in full baby armadillo.
by Deluxe247 March 11, 2017
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Armaan

A slang term meaning a rich, slick, good
looking male who is ghetto and preppy. a
Our coach is preppy and ghetto but he aint no Armaan.
by mcoog March 25, 2007
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What the hell is that smell? Damn, everyone must have eaten Aramark cafeteria food for lunch.
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Armahni is very pretty
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Armaan Datta

A lonely child low key depressed by getting bashed by a cricket ball day by day. he spends most of his time playing fortnite on his low budget PS4 and is trash at everything.
Zyon is being such an Armaan Datta today 😎😎😎😎
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Armadillo Chew

A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.

Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.
I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.

My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.
by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020
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