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Pervestis Arousal Escapism

(n); Mental disorder, PAE. Can become Chronic (CPAE), or Acute (APAE) depending on the strength of the associated urges. PAE in males is marked by a desire to be measured for clothes by an attractive young woman followed by a subsequent arousal due to the close proximity of her hands to the patient's genitalia. PAE is a replacement form of escapism where otherwise an extramarital affair or midlife crisis would have been the only other available options.
Tom: "Where did Mike go?"
Harry: "He went to get measured for suit pants again."
Tom: "Again? He must have some serious chronic pervestis arousal escapism."
Harry: "It seemed pretty acute this morning, he was practically grabbing himself."
by graybayou May 17, 2011
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Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome

some weird fucking disease where you talk about and/or watch some weird porn in your sleep. Also called NAS for short (not to be confused with nas the rapper)
1: Dude i slept like 8 hours last night but i feel like exhausted, and there was some BDSM shit playing on my computer when i woke up. Im freaking out man i think my shit was laced or something
2: Dude have you been checked out for Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by your physician, because those are all the red flags for NAS.
1: Fuck guys!
by hanquilius Davis September 10, 2018
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SOLICIT SEXUAL AROUSAL

A FUCKING ASSHOLE who feels nobody can get sexually satisfied without them.

The running of an ad by the biggest ASSHOLE.

EYE I AYE EYE(CANDY)
That motherfucker ad by reading it as it is only to SOLICIT SEXUAL AROUSAL as we did not have before the skills to get turned on by anybody else.

I am going to the classified SEX ADS to find the biggest ASSHOLE on there to see how they SOLICIT SEXUAL AROUSAL as I will answer them but just beat off to their ad cock teasing them or I might say ASSHOLE TEASING THEM.

Look at that ad Bill and Martha with your FOUR (EYE I AYE EYE) as it is candy to SOLICIT SEXUAL AROUSAL.
by PRIME ASSHOLE April 4, 2021
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Aroused My Suspicion

When something sexually arouses, but your too ashamed to say it
by Br00ka November 27, 2019
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Sports Aroused

When you are aroused in a very non sexual way, but with the same intensity, emotion, and passion as sexual arousal.

It could be a very sudden feeling, like seeing a sexy stat or a big goal, but also could be a prolonged feeling, like the few days after your team makes a huge trade.
Al: Holy shit you gotta see this stat, I cant believe how underrated Jones is.

Mark: Oh my god, I am so Sports Aroused, I had no idea Jones was THIS good.

Al: Sports Arousal is the best. I still get the sweats talking about the Super Bowl 20 years ago.
by Mike109999 March 9, 2022
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slightly arousing rolling R noises

Let’s just say…. They are SLIGHTLY AROUSING try it out! RRRRRRR
“RRRRRR”
“Oooh 😏”

“You want more of those slightly arousing rolling R noises baby ?”
“Ofc mommy”
by Licebosses September 29, 2022
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Arousal

In sex, it is feeling or experiencing sexual feelings or attractions towards someone or something.

In sport, it is the intensity of motivation and excitement experienced while engaging in training or participating in sport.
Example One - Sex:
His arousal towards his girlfriend made him further want to make love with her.

Example Two - Sex:
The arousal he felt after watching the pornography made him want to watch more.

Example One - Sport
The footballers' arousal levels were increasing as the match played on, making them further motivated to play well and put more effort in.
by Alan T. Fitch June 24, 2022
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