some weird fucking disease where you talk about and/or watch some weird porn in your sleep. Also called NAS for short (not to be confused with nas the rapper)
1: Dude i slept like 8 hours last night but i feel like exhausted, and there was some BDSM shit playing on my computer when i woke up. Im freaking out man i think my shit was laced or something
2: Dude have you been checked out for Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by your physician, because those are all the red flags for NAS.
1: Fuck guys!
2: Dude have you been checked out for Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by your physician, because those are all the red flags for NAS.
1: Fuck guys!
by hanquilius Davis September 11, 2018
(n); Mental disorder, PAE. Can become Chronic (CPAE), or Acute (APAE) depending on the strength of the associated urges. PAE in males is marked by a desire to be measured for clothes by an attractive young woman followed by a subsequent arousal due to the close proximity of her hands to the patient's genitalia. PAE is a replacement form of escapism where otherwise an extramarital affair or midlife crisis would have been the only other available options.
Tom: "Where did Mike go?"
Harry: "He went to get measured for suit pants again."
Tom: "Again? He must have some serious chronic pervestis arousal escapism."
Harry: "It seemed pretty acute this morning, he was practically grabbing himself."
Harry: "He went to get measured for suit pants again."
Tom: "Again? He must have some serious chronic pervestis arousal escapism."
Harry: "It seemed pretty acute this morning, he was practically grabbing himself."
by graybayou April 26, 2011
A FUCKING ASSHOLE who feels nobody can get sexually satisfied without them.
The running of an ad by the biggest ASSHOLE.
EYE I AYE EYE(CANDY)
The running of an ad by the biggest ASSHOLE.
EYE I AYE EYE(CANDY)
That motherfucker ad by reading it as it is only to SOLICIT SEXUAL AROUSAL as we did not have before the skills to get turned on by anybody else.
I am going to the classified SEX ADS to find the biggest ASSHOLE on there to see how they SOLICIT SEXUAL AROUSAL as I will answer them but just beat off to their ad cock teasing them or I might say ASSHOLE TEASING THEM.
Look at that ad Bill and Martha with your FOUR (EYE I AYE EYE) as it is candy to SOLICIT SEXUAL AROUSAL.
I am going to the classified SEX ADS to find the biggest ASSHOLE on there to see how they SOLICIT SEXUAL AROUSAL as I will answer them but just beat off to their ad cock teasing them or I might say ASSHOLE TEASING THEM.
Look at that ad Bill and Martha with your FOUR (EYE I AYE EYE) as it is candy to SOLICIT SEXUAL AROUSAL.
by PRIME ASSHOLE April 04, 2021
by Licebosses September 30, 2022
A sexual position usually evolving a lot of constant barking and biting while proceeding sexual interaction in the doggy style type manner
by VurginSlayur_tit$ September 24, 2021
A person who collects puzzles
by South Eye Joe February 28, 2023
When you are aroused in a very non sexual way, but with the same intensity, emotion, and passion as sexual arousal.
It could be a very sudden feeling, like seeing a sexy stat or a big goal, but also could be a prolonged feeling, like the few days after your team makes a huge trade.
It could be a very sudden feeling, like seeing a sexy stat or a big goal, but also could be a prolonged feeling, like the few days after your team makes a huge trade.
Al: Holy shit you gotta see this stat, I cant believe how underrated Jones is.
Mark: Oh my god, I am so Sports Aroused, I had no idea Jones was THIS good.
Al: Sports Arousal is the best. I still get the sweats talking about the Super Bowl 20 years ago.
Mark: Oh my god, I am so Sports Aroused, I had no idea Jones was THIS good.
Al: Sports Arousal is the best. I still get the sweats talking about the Super Bowl 20 years ago.
by Mike109999 March 09, 2022