Bullshit Armour

Protection from that which is bullshit and toxic.

By chance, I reconnected with someone from the past today but have my bullshit armour on so I won't be pulled in to their lies again.

by Drea0611 February 5, 2019

Under Armour

Adidas for Americans.

Under Armour have become really popular lately.

by Death Menace July 12, 2023

I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem)

I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem) a MASSIVE meme that is still MASSIVE (like the low tape fade(MASSIVE meme btw)). It's a meme on tiktok where when someone finds something rare, a gold scar PERCHANCE appears with the song All time low in the background with the lyrics: "Dekupampampem dekupampampem deku.. I was the knight in shining atmour in your movie..."

Dragan: OMG I just found a gray pump
Roko: Dekupampampem dekupampampem I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem)
Dragan: No way.. you just found a gold scar
Noa: LOWW TAPER FADEE! (It's still MASSIVE)

by AndrejLore December 12, 2024

Elizabeth Armour

is just a girl.

Yes I like to dance. I'm Elizabeth Armour.

by ynbabyy February 10, 2025

Armour-Pentration High Explosive shell

a Armour-Pentration High Explosive Shell (APHE for short) Is a Tank shell when the shell penetrates it explodes and sends shrapnel and explosion into the crew this is also called emotional event for the crew

Driver: yummy Armour-Pentration High Explosive shell

by Kaorl20 June 2, 2024

armoured rugby

Whatever those kids across the ocean(america) are playing. Another term used to describe the so called "american football" which any sensible person would agree that name is shit. Kind of like rugby but players have to wear padding and armour and look like they're fighting a war on the pitch hence the name armoured rugby.

American 1: did you catch the game of football yesterday?
Brit 1: football? Which league?
American 1: the super bowl?
Brit 1: ohh you mean the armoured rugby game

by Clone February 11, 2024

scrap armour

when your in need of a condom but don’t actually have any so you grab the closest piece of non hard plastic and a rubber band to secure your laffy spaffy

bro i ran out of condoms yesterday and needed to use some scrap armour

by scatlover9000 January 16, 2026