Ardernity

An amount of time that never ends or that has no limits.

Often used in regards to the Labour Government of New Zealand making a decision involving Covid, housing, child poverty or any number of other social issues.

Rarely used in the case of organising international DJs to visit New Zealand.

“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision.”

by Rob Snacky March 21, 2022

Arden

the swanston estates neighborhood in north sacramento, CA , it was given the nickname "Arden" because of its location directly behind the Arden Fair Mall. Arden mob. Cheap housing. Increasing gang problem. Low income families. Ghetto ass apartments (bradford point on Wyda way , Arden fair apartments on Royale road , etc) Wyda mob. Howe park surenos. nortenos. etc.

Wyda way Royale road swanston estates north sacramento Arden

by lgsmooth October 14, 2012

ardennes forest

A dense forest located in Belgium between France and Germany. During WWII the Germans passed through the thought to be "unpassable" Ardennes forest. At the time this was the least defended sector in France, the Germans bypassed the Maginot line and seized France.

In retaliation, the French surrendered. Way to botch that one up you Frenchies.

"Zey are cooming thru ze Ardennes forest!"

"Impossiblay, it is 'Unpassable' you fool"

*Germans arrive*

"Ve surrendur!"

by CommandoDude February 7, 2008

Arden Alarm Clock

The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.

When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.

by RubyTuesday July 16, 2008

Ardenese

A long lost foul-language, derived in the back woods of Arden by hunters & gatherers.

"So I wanna go to the bush & kill some fuckin shit, fuck. The fuckin ting d'er put the Ford in the rhubarb, fuck. You stupid cunts from the city just don't get it!"

by Cory & Trevor November 23, 2004

Arden

another name for hummus.

Person 1: would you care for some arden?
Person 2: :O id looove some its my favourite food!

by janiceyourghost March 19, 2007

Arden

A half sized hooker with a giant chode that isnt able to jack off due to being too fat.

Wow that kid is SO arden!

by balla!12321 December 15, 2009