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Ard

Can only be used by him. ( Ard )
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"im happy you like me ard"
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Ard

Yorkshire's finest way of describing a person who is an absolute unit. They are too good for the H in hard.
*An absolute monster of a guy walks down the street*

Person: Oh god he looks ard.
by YaBoiBigJohnnnnnnnn December 3, 2021
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Ard-on

Ard-on
1. Simultaneously feeling hopeful for humanity and sexually aroused

2. A penile erection caused by seeing a visual image of Jacinda Ardern
"Omg Jacinda Ardern is so beautiful & sexy. She gives me such an Ard-on"
by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020
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Courtney Danielle Ard

She is the most beautiful human I’ve ever been aware of. I meant that as in her empathy’s depth or well. She’s closest to right as you morally could imagine much less ever come close to nearing her capacity. She is the most overlooked unappreciated human I’ve ever been around. She is the most important person to me on this entire earth. She has always had someone in her ear trying to tear us away from each other. I understand. Courtney I love you from the bottom of my heart forever and always.
Courtney Danielle ard... damn she’s got it all!
by GarretJones February 18, 2021
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Alt-ard

A right wing extremist, inverse to left wing extreme SJW wokeflakes yet on the same coin in that both are preachy, condescending, often hypocritical or self conflicting, and make up the most extreme ends of their respective political spectrum areas.

Often the most aggressive and obnoxiously vocal of the political right despite being defensive to all criticism and lacking any humility or sense of possible self wrong, again, the inverse of an SJW.

Just like SJW, normally are truthfully in need of therapy and have massive yet fragile egos yet little to no personal achievements while telling others how they should live their lives.
SJW often try to paint all opposition as altards, even when truthfully proven wrong.

Altards may react with violence or intense verbal harassment when called out.
Similarly to SJW, they thrive on attention and are best left ignored and avoided since they normally cannot be reasoned with by anyone unless they possess deep psychological knowledge and have mass amounts of patience.
"Careful, I think a group were prowling around that area. I heard them mumble some anti-asian stuff about covid"

"Damn alt-ards. First the capitol storming, now this bullshit?"
by T0tty April 28, 2021
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NOT ORIGINATED FROM PHILLY. But used as a slang for “alright
p1- i’m about to run the the store
p2- ard
by madpersonfrombaltimore August 3, 2022
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