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Anal archiving

A way more obnoxious way of boofing, more specifically something of importance that requires a safe, warm hiding place to remain in.
"I just watched some guy I just met anally archive his wallet and I was very impressed with his unwavering ambition."

Anal archiving isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who have completed said task have never regretted it.
by Jinngerbread May 4, 2024
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Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) is a website used mostly by extremely obese virgins who touch their nephew's penis.
Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) Users: The people you wouldn't want around your kids.

The Ao3 user stands leering outside of the school district whilst touching themselves to the children, but they can't stand for too long or their joints will give up under their crushing weight. When the Ao3 user eventually gets arrested for possessing child porn in their hard drive, the police officer must use multiple hand-cuffs cuffed together like a chain because 1 won't fit around the Ao3 user's obese frame.
by Valk88 December 2, 2025
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Blammers Archive

Shitty ass Instagram reels creator he uses stupid sounds on his reels and the reels sucks and his most famous posts are random images he stole from twitter
Guy 1: damn look at that dude making reels! I can hear the shitty music from here and him cackling at the unfunny joke he put in there.
Guy 2: yeah he is just pulling a Blammers Archive.
Guy 1: yeah lets go he is making me uncomfortable.
by caseohisfat July 10, 2025
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Blue Archive

gacha game made in south korea
you're a teacher (normal human) in a *very* abnormal school
the non-gacha part consists of turn-based fighting ig

has a fanbase notorious for their perfect gatekeeping mechanism: embracing the allegations (a.k.a. "uuooooohh 😭😭😭😭") (they may or may not be acting, nobody knows, not even themselves)
Person 1: (sees Blue Archive fanart with questionably young character) 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Person 2: Hell nawh you freaky, I'm never playing that ong.
by washed up jobless bum February 18, 2025
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