Theist: Believe in Jesus and reform your sinful life! God will throw you in hell!
Atheist: No, religion is a mental disease!
Apatheist: Hey guys, try apatheism. It's very nice. You won't have to care about this issue!
Atheist: No, religion is a mental disease!
Apatheist: Hey guys, try apatheism. It's very nice. You won't have to care about this issue!
by fuzzydrinks July 5, 2009
Get the apatheism mug.A complete lack of emotion or motivation, whether directed towards a person, activity, or object.
While it can often be confused with Stoicism, apathy is much worse than merely not showing feelings, as the person who is apathetic HAS no feelings.
While it can often be confused with Stoicism, apathy is much worse than merely not showing feelings, as the person who is apathetic HAS no feelings.
Sadly, the most likely cause of the world's problems is that no one seems to care about anything anymore. Apathy is truly entropy.
by Artegall June 8, 2004
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When kitchen implements are not unloaded from the dishwasher because one isn't entirely certain where they are stored, and instead are left in for another cycle until someone else (wife/girlfriend) can put them away.
Wife: Honey, why did all the measuring cups and the slotted spoons go through the dishwasher again?
Husband (aloud): Oh those? Well they still looked a little dirty so I ran them through again. . .
Husband (thinking bubble): . . . and I have no friggin' clue where you put them so I just apathy washed them all.
Husband (aloud): Oh those? Well they still looked a little dirty so I ran them through again. . .
Husband (thinking bubble): . . . and I have no friggin' clue where you put them so I just apathy washed them all.
by olsongt January 19, 2010
Get the apathy wash mug.A term derived from the game Kingdom of Loathing (KoL) An apathetic lizardman is a player of which does not care how he plays, nor will he or she ever put any form of effort into the game to gain anything, or progress. Usually very unemotional.
by SaschaVykos June 21, 2006
Get the apathetic lizardman mug.An apathetist is someone who instead of believing in the existence or non-existence of God, simply chooses not to give a flying rat's arse on the subject. They are freed from the delusion of religion; freed from the smugness of atheism; and freed from the indecision of agnosticism.
In a conversation about God, they will be the person who nods politely, then listens to their iPod until the conversation is over.
In a conversation about God, they will be the person who nods politely, then listens to their iPod until the conversation is over.
Religious: "Praise the Lord!! I live and breathe for Jesus!!"
Atheist: "I am just a bunch of chemicals whose life has absolutely no meaning. But dammit I won't rest until everyone else feels the same way!"
Agnostic: "There's no proof either way. Oh look there's a nice fence I'll go sit on!"
Apathetist: "Meh."
Atheist: "I am just a bunch of chemicals whose life has absolutely no meaning. But dammit I won't rest until everyone else feels the same way!"
Agnostic: "There's no proof either way. Oh look there's a nice fence I'll go sit on!"
Apathetist: "Meh."
by dalb0z March 18, 2010
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