workplace apparitions

A phenomenon that occurs more and more frequently the longer you remain at the same worksite, an artifact of your cohorts retiring or dying.

This has been a very heavy week for workplace apparitions.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019

apparati

People who stay on the cutting edge of i-phone / smart-phone apps, and who always have the latest app for any imaginable function downloaded to their phone. Rhymes with literati, glitterati, digerati, etc. Has the virtue of also being the Latin for apparatuses, which the apparati, of course, always have in plentiful supply to run all their apps.

Dude 1: "Dude, I just downloaded an app that organizes app-organizing apps according to the compass direction that points from my position to the GPS coordinates of ISP used by the developer of the app."

Dude 2: "Dude, You have officially joined the apparati."

by blakesflakes September 22, 2010

apparential

Pertaining to appearance.

The formal, the juxtapositional, the thetical, the sensual, the objectual, the functional, and the designative are all congruent to the apparential.

by sandraxine July 14, 2018

appa

very good word. you can say it when your friend comes out as homosexual.

“i’m coming out as gay”
“omg appa asf!!”

by appalover December 6, 2022

äppärät

Smartphone/iPhone/Blackberry/PDA. Named after a future device in Gary Shteyngart's novel "Super Sad True Love Story."

She called me on my äppärät just as I was posting a photo on her Facebook.

by Herbert Ashe January 20, 2011

Appalachian Mudslide

The act of defacating on your partner while executing a reverse piledriver.

"My new shirt was ruined when Sean gave me an appalachian mudslide:

by ill mitch February 2, 2006

appalled

to fill or overcome with horror/ dismay/ fear/ consternation.

I am appalled at your mistakes.

by Richoo October 8, 2013