Apache Helicopter

What you call a skater with a very loud skateboard.
(Almost sounds like an Apache Helicopter)

Oh look here come Apache Helicopter!

*loud skater comes down the hill*

by A.dog in space.... November 4, 2016

Apache Attack Helicopter

A gender that means you have those rage moments everyday.

Isn’t Bob an Apache Attack Helicopter?

by Stupid Word Guy May 1, 2019

Apache attack helicopter

A way for a transphobes to say that they have no fucking idea how gender works

Transphobes:"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter"
Literally everyone else: "damn boy you got the whole squad laughing :||||||||"

by Dawn_Has_Smol_Bren February 19, 2022

Apache Beagling

First you must roam the neighborhood and round up (or steal) a beagle. Then, the hard part...locate an willing apache and bring him/her home. Put them both into a room with a one-way mirror, and then you and your sexual partner do whatever they do.

Last night my girl and I were bored, so we decided to mix things up and do a bit of apache beagling. It started out kinda boring but by the third hour things were completely off the sicktor scale.

by cristolin March 7, 2011

Apache Handbag

An erotic act during which the male counterpart removes his scrotum and creates a bag-like object, which he then fills with his own feces, vomit, and semen. A consenting partner then commences to eat the bag and its contents.

"Jack's girlfriend died of an internal bacterial infection because he gave her an Apache Handbag during sex."

by Mushrooms? January 13, 2009

apache scalping party

Having intercourse with female when she is having her period. Generally a messy affair.

Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

Apache Brothers

Similar to eskimo brothers, Apache Brothers is the term for the relationship formed between two men who have boned chicks on the same piece of furniture, appliance, car seat, hot tub, or any other specified location.

Guy 1: "I banged that chick in the shower of the love shack house on campus."

Guy 2: "Wait. I banged a chick in the same shower of the love shack."

Guy 1 & 2: "Apache Brothers!!!!" Triple high five

by Hot Tub Time Machine July 8, 2012