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Pronounced "ad-vur-tis-muhnt", this word can be used to describe any bodily condition or ailment that was received/transmitted at Bonnaroo 2011. The pioneer of this word is a man known only as "Chris".

Mo: "Huh, that's weird, my neck kinda itches..."
J: "Holy shit, Mo! You've got the fucking advertisement all over yourself! Get away from me... that shits gross!"
Mo: "Ahhh, come on its not that bad! Where's Chris, maybe he can fix it?"
J: "That shit is beyond fixing, Mo."

by JayBay1 June 15, 2011

false-advertisement

when a female disguises the upper half of her face, usually with sun-glasses, to improve her sexual appearance when in the company of males

"dude she's hot." -matt
"nah dude, look! she took off her sunglasses." shouts, "that's false-advertisement bitch!" -nate

by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009

Anver

He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.

Whos your good looking boyfriend?Oh,that sud muffin?That would be Anver.

by pseudonym1985 February 4, 2010

Extraneous Seductive Advertisements

Any ad and/or commercial containing images or any other form of a seductive nature partially or completely unrelated to the product being marketed.

The Stay Asleep Longer Ads (showing two hot girls in a field playing with eachother's hair) are "Extraneous Seductive Advertisements".

by Good Old Tex June 18, 2011

Advert

Something that companies do to antagonize the shit out of people

Business:let's put an advert here
User:MOTHER FUCKER

by YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET YEET January 24, 2019

shameless advertising

Advertising a product because they have genuine interest in it rather than being some spambot or payed worker who doesn't actually give a shit.

Bob: Hey! This new program is great, I love it and you should download it.
Steve: spambot gtfo
Bob: I'm serious, I actually use it and it's not crap!
Steve: Holy shit, it wasn't crap! Thanks for the shameless advertising

by I'm Out Of Ideas March 30, 2010

walking advertisement

Another, more prosaic term for fanboy. Also a clinically documented disease or syndrome, whose symptoms include excessively trying to get friends/family/strangers to partake in a product, espousing the many wonders of said product, and turning into a hell-spawned daemon when someone says that aforementioned product is shit.

Person: You should play FoRtNiTe

Me: Stop being such a walking advertisement.

by x3y October 18, 2019