birdman game amendment

The birdman game amendment states that if a birdman shield is depicted anywhere in a room, the room is safe until the the shield is removed. The room is only under the shield's protection if students are legit working.

The birdman game amendment would go into effect if a group of chem 101 students are studying for their first chem test and someone JBROWN comes into the room and makes the birdman symbol. Everyone in the room is safe.

by birdwomanQUEEN September 22, 2009

Platt Amendment

The Platt amendment was what Mr. Hand (played by Ray Walston) was teaching his history class when Jeff Spicoli (played by the best actor but also real life duche bag Sean Penn) ordered a pizza to the class room. It had to do with Cuba or something.

"The Platt Amendment is very important students, blah blah blah. Mr Spicoli why is there pizza in my classroom?"

by Amazon Queen the 23rd February 9, 2010

28th Amendment

The right to party and have fun regardless of what the federal government says.

The police violated our 28th Amendment right by shutting down the party.

by Doctor WTF October 13, 2021

Constitutional Amendment

A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.

“Dude, were you going?”

“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”

“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”

by bustapost October 14, 2023

Nineth Amendment

Congriss gave us the rest of the rights they didn't want to write down

We can do drugs becuse of the Nineth Amendment

by LightningNinja2 July 4, 2008

Second Amendment Sunday

A social gathering where friends, family and co-workers get together to discharge firearms. This can be in a variety of forms including professional target practice, discharging firearms at a range or in the woods, or simply shooting cans in your backyard.

This particular event happens on Sundays. In the South, Second Amendment Sunday usually follows Church Service.

Second Amendment events, supporting the Constitution's second amendment "the right to bear arms", can be celebrated on other days of the week and will be called Second Amendment Monday, Second Amendment Tuesday...etc.

After Church, Bubba and I are gonna go down to the creek and shoot some Bud cans with our 12 gauge, wanna come?

Shoot, don't I love Second Amendment Sundays

by The Real America March 8, 2011

second amendment rights

Second amendment rights are a controversial and confusing topic in North America but they are the equivalent to Russia's inalienable right to self-defence. The cold war is over but the world has three super powers and it takes three people to triangulate on a "target" whether paper or metal. The inalienable right in Canada to life, liberty, and security of person for Canada or the right to bear arms in the States, or conscription and mandatory military service in China.

The second amendment rights are there so you can defend your land from the bears on it with three inch teeth that are stealing your garbage in your yard.

by Cody5050 December 28, 2020