Ambuser-Heard

Is a woman that is mentally, verbally and Physically abusive to some one while pretending to be the victim publicly to ruin someone’s life.

My father is suffering from a case of Ambuser-Heard, my step mom pretends my dad is hurting her but I know the truth she is a monster because she hits him and cause him to have so much stress but she tells everyone that she is being abused!

by SuperBeast April 24, 2022

Turd Ambush

A Turd Ambush is a surprise Turd Assault, since the victim doesn't see it coming.

I felt like I had to take a big crap, but it was just a Turd Ambush.

by WhiteyMcWhitster July 5, 2006

amusement park pussy

When you come home after a long, summer day at the amusement park and peel off a girl's jean shorts and a stanky, dank pussy aroma fills up the room

"I slid Samantha's shorts off after spending all day at Dland and it was some real bomb amusement park pussy"

by Icee Chill February 26, 2015

Amuse bone

The act of having sex prior to enjoying a large meal; so as to enjoy both acts at the optimal time.

Women: "I made us a reservation to have the 12 course tasting menu at Manresa on Saturday at 830pm."

Man: "Great! Should we plan to Amuse bone beforehand since we'll be tired and full after?"

by TALKTONIGHTROCKS March 3, 2016

Adussy

Adam’s monster Shlong

Girl 1: “I got pounded last night”

Girl 2: “Yeah, you enjoyed it”
Girl 1: “ Adussy was so gooood”

by Totally not Adam March 8, 2022

Randy Ambush

to kick the bathroom door in and ejaculate on your partner while they are defecating

i totally randy ambushed my wife last night

by randongulus August 22, 2011

amuse-bouche

1. a small appetizer meant to tease the palate before the meal

2. a small amount of sex ("amuse the bush") at the start of the day that is not enough to satisfy but to tease before the main course later in the day

1. "The crostini with pan-seared fois gras was a delightful amuse-bouche."

2. "Yep, I woke up at 7 but had to leave the house at 7:15 so we had a 5 minute amuse-bouche before showering and going to work- can't wait for the main course."

by DJJC October 24, 2007