Diamond Allergy

When your fiance or wife gains a a ton of weight after getting engagment ring or wedding band.

"man I dodged the bullet on that one, we got engaged and she blew up like a blimp. Talk about a diamond allergy. Imagine if we got married."

by The Hound Dog September 16, 2020

Soldier Allergies

The slight moistening of a soldier/ex-soldier's eyes when they remember a fallen comrade. Can also apply to anyone who has lost someone close to them. They're not crying, they're just overcome with allergies is all...

Around June 27th, 2013, a young injured airman passed away in Florida after suffering injuries from an I.E.D. in Iraq. I'm sure his fellow airmen must get a few soldier allergies thinking about him now and then.

Sometimes I think about Papa and the stories he used to tell us. I'm getting a slight case of soldier allergies just typing this...

by FallenFalcon July 31, 2013

Mold Allergy

A medical condition in which someone is allergic to mold and this allergy affects their brain and therefore hinders their ability to think clearly. If this allergy is detected and cleared up, however, the true intellect of said person will be revealed.

"I'm actually a child prodigy. I've just had a mold allergy which made it hard to think. But now I'm taking med school classes at the age of 17. I'm fucking smarter than all of you."

by LiveXAndXLearn February 3, 2012

allergy shits

When a person has too much lactose and cannot hold the explosion that’s about to happen.

“Omg, the allergy shits were real!”

by Cubalincorp March 14, 2023

Corn allergy

A made-up condition supposedly prohibiting a person from ingesting food products that contain corn.

I don't like the nachos that my friend makes, so I'll just tell him that I have a corn allergy.

by Gotcha66 November 9, 2023

colds, allergies

colds, allergies

colds, allergies

by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023

White Allergies

White Allergies is a term created and/or popularized by actor Matthew Mconaughey. The term means that by where you were raised, and how you were raised, that there are certain imported, obvious ways you carry. Such as in that you have a preconception, or prejudice, in ways that not even you understand, or know you have.

Hey, I think you have White Allergies.

by ItsSurreal October 27, 2022