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umber alert

A coded method of relating that one needs to defecate. See also amber alert.
Woman:(driving) We need to pull over some place clean.
Man: Umber Alert?
Woman: Word.
by twunch March 29, 2007
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Brocket, Alberta

Brocket is a town in southern Alberta located on the Highway 3, between Pincher Creek and Fort Macleod. It is the main community on the Peigan reserve.
Full blooded Native from Brocket, Alberta calls brocket 99 radio station pure genious.
by brian red crow August 17, 2006
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MILF Alert

When there is at least one MILF within a 50 foot radius.
Two man-friends at a bar:

Guy 1: Dude me and Jane totally boned for like 3 hours last night! It was so amaz-

Guy 2: OMG! MILF Alert!

(Both men stare at a classic MILF sitting at a nearby table)
by raytk12 July 11, 2010
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BBQ chicken alert

When in an nba game, and a scrub center checks into the game, scream this phrase to let everyone know he’s coming in
Shaq:” BBQ CHICKEN ALERT!”
by creasypoo April 30, 2019
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Alertgasim

When your smartphone vibrates and beeps uncontrollably for 10+ seconds as a flood of notifications overwhelm it.
Dude, your phone just had an 20 second alertgasim and fell off your desk.
by shiznittt July 25, 2012
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hoodrat alert

Reference to a ghetto female in porximity. Used as an insult ususally to degrade a chick who broke a nigguhs heart.
by Ztephiee December 2, 2010
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amburnt alert

Amburnt Alert: see definition and example sentence for Amburnt.

Amburnt Alert is a system that if existed as suggested consist of a database of the names of people, who are at high risk of or already a full blown malignant narcissist and to further complicate the diagnosis of person, addiction and substance abuse is added to the mix. AKA “amburnt” .

Would be part of the background check if name of person was searched for online. If an amburnt alert is associated with profile. Many things can be avoided. Some have compared such a list or database to the sex offenders registry but far less misleading and more accurate when utilized for risk management .
When I ran a background check on my son’s new girlfriend’s name, I was relieved there were no amburnt alerts thus far associated with her. But as far as i can tell, she is exhibiting textbook characteristics of one. My wife then reminded me the amburnt alert system is only in its infant stage of existence . And that the real system is thru good parenting and sharing of how to spot and avoid the personality disorder. Which is taking the advice and warnings from experienced survivors who have had toxic relationships with the type.
by LuvH8Luv November 23, 2022
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