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albatross man

I couldn't get laid last night because my albatross man said I have aids.
by Space aids March 24, 2022
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albatross

Albatrosses, of the biological family Diomedeidae, are large seabirds related to the procellariids, storm petrels, and diving petrels in the order Procellariiformes. They range widely in the Southern Ocean and the North Pacific.
I just brutally murdered an albatross.
by MysteryoReal August 14, 2022
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albatrocity

The merging of words albatross and atrocity. A never ending omen or curse, or a historical account of an event, that sticks to the party or group, tribe, clan, country or government, or particular administration, prime minister, President, chancellor, or dictator, who has committed, endorsed, ordered, and or carried out an atrocity on its own people, or its own subjects who speak out against, or resists it’s rule, and as a response, commits those acts within its own designation of authority or jurisdiction.
Israel’s war crimes against all Palestinians has caused world perceptional shift towards albatrocity, which challenges long-held doctrine that Jews are Gods chosen people, and therefore one is questioning validity of the Bible, or worse, the validity of the God.
by jocklondon May 4, 2024
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Ambatron

A humanoid robot with a human face of dreamybull
Ambatron
by ambatron911 January 25, 2025
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slutty albatros

Oh god that was such a slutty albatros, I know right?!
by Slutty Albatros June 12, 2017
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Milky Albatross

When you ask all your male friends to ejaculate in a bowl, and then stick your penis in it.
Girl: Hey honey, did you and the boys have fun on the bachelor party?
Man: Oh yeah, we all gave the groom a Milky Albatross!
Girl: Oh wow I'm so jealous!
by Albatross of the Milk February 6, 2025
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Calmos l’albatros

When you’re french girlfriend gets angry after you ask her to get you a beer and you need to tell her to relaxi taxi
Person1: Calmos l’albatros babe, now go get me a beer Bitch
by Gabby west side April 1, 2021
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