sophisticated kool-aid

kool-aid mixed with any beverage, also must have a tea bag in the container it's in

yo aunt let me have some sophisticated kool-aid

by Trev Tumm August 1, 2007

something dont taste right in the kool-aid

Something doesnt sound right with the situation...esp. used for situations where someone is lyin or bullshittin and shit.

Dude:"ey girl whats the address I gotta meet you at"

Girl: I don't know. Im at my friends house!

Dude: "well ask your friend, then!"

Girl: "She doesn't know either!"

Other dude thats listening: "Ey dawg something dont taste right in the kool-aid. How could she not know the address where she at?!"

by bojzzle August 23, 2007

too much sugar in his kool aid

describes a homosexual male

that guys definetly got too much sugar in his kool aid

by pablo the ferret May 31, 2005

Sexy Kool-Aid Man

When a man puts kool-aid powder down his dick hole, while proceeding to stir it with a long, thin stick. Then, he cums into someone’s mouth while yelling “OHH YEAH!!!”, so his cum tastes like what ever flavor the powder is.

Cathrine wanted a different experience and I wanted to be dominant, so I pulled a Sexy Kool-Aid Man on her!

by Stumphugger69 February 25, 2020

meaty sleeping aid

penis. Sex is followed by sleep, hence giving a meaty sleeping aid.

(my girl had trouble sleeping last night, so I gave her a meaty sleeping aid)

by hornswaggler June 9, 2009

skank aid

The money you give to the sleaze bag you just jumped so she can get the subway back to Jersey or to the bridge she lives under.

John pulled out his wallet and gave the sleaze bag $15 as Skank Aid so she could catch the subway back to the hole she crawled out of.

by jd owner of george May 11, 2008

second aid kit

Like a first aid kit, but instead contains a pack of Marlboro reds, condoms, Tylenol, eye drops, plan B and, if you stick it in yourself, cocaine. Can sometimes be purchased at Wallgreens.

Damn bro, she sounds awful. Glad you had Second Aid Kit.

by Malbec June 26, 2017