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adjunctsploitation

The unspoken practice of heaping unreasonable amounts of the academic grunt work that no higher-ranking faculty will deign to do upon adjunct professors and then either severely underpaying them for their labor or paying them in "experience." Appropriate credit for this labor is typically withheld.
"Did you hear that Ms. Smith is doing all of the research for Dr. Collins's book while he gets the credit?"
"Why would she agree to that?!"
"Dunno, man. I'll bet he told her she could have a line on her CV or maybe he's paying her in peanuts under the table. Maybe she's just hoping it gives her the illusion of job security."
"That's some real adjunctsploitation right there."
by No Handle Kthx April 8, 2018
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Adjuster fucked

When the fucking idiot insurance adjuster comes to your house and tries to fuck you out of everything.
Insurance adjuster just showed up. It is literally raining on his head inside my house. He says "I don't see what the problem is. " uh oh, I got a feeling I've just been adjuster fucked.
by Casper70 April 7, 2020
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Ajjouri

A kind and sexy man. Loves having fun and is very caring. Brave and strong and a very amazing person.
Is that Ajjouri whoah he looking spicy.
by Ajjouri April 13, 2020
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Anjoul

Anjoul(s) are a group of females with deep blue hair, with an amazing set of teeth. Her emotions can be exaggerated sometimes but just know that she means well. Anjoul(s) have really small spines that limit their reach to things far up so you'll need to be at least 5'8" to grab something for her. There's a 28.9% chance that an Anjoul will have a penis, but it'll big a whopper like the ones at Hungry Jacks (or Burger King for you American donnies). All in all, Anjoul(s) are really sweet and shouldn't be taken for granted and if you find one that likes you please don't fuck it up coz you'll regret it for life :)
Joshua: Hey what's that weirdly short girl with the blue hair and the big penis' name?
Gregory Davis: Anjoul
by ReesesBeefus April 14, 2020
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Swamp Adjustment

Verb: When on a hot and/or humid day or when under physical strain without a shower one must go to the bathroom and wipe the sweat out of their ass.
A coworker accidentally walked into my stall the other 100 degree day when I was performing a swamp adjustment. We haven't made eye contact since.
by Scarb August 12, 2011
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passive adouchive

A state of extreme douchiness that occurs when brought on by a moronic question, where the answer is usually very obvious to everyone but the tard asking it. The douchy behavior requires the individual to act as if they're being polite and straightforward, yet they're making a total tard out of the moron asking the stupid question. The more passive the douchy behavior, the better.
Jo: I posted something for sale online, and the description stated what size it was. Then some dumb ass sent me a message to ask what size it was.

Luke: What a tard! Can I message them back and tell them that it's located right there conveniently in the item description??

Jo: No, don't piss them off with your passive adouchive behavior. I need to sell that shit! Momma needs money!
by Yay!!! February 18, 2014
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D’Anjou

I love eating D’Anjou pears
by YesNo17 March 9, 2020
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