adjou

A genuinely kind and respectful person known for being understanding, supportive, and helpful whenever someone needs him. Adjou is the type of person you can rely on as a friend, always there to listen and help without judgment.

I was going through a rough time, but Adjou was there for me — truly the nicest and most reliable friend.

adjou by Pom. June 1, 2026

Adjustable 

Adjustable means having the facility to be changed so as to match or fit, such as an adjustable spanner. It can also mean capable of being regulated, such as adjustable interest rates.

Adjustable office chairs means one size does fit all.

Adjustable by AKACroatalin May 31, 2015

Adjusted Penis Size 

From the SouthPark episode TMI. According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared

Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.

Adjusted Penis Size by Ingrid Cole June 21, 2011

The "Fuck It" Adjustment 

when you just don't give a shit anymore, the fuck it adjustment is right for you. Just say fuck it. Boom, bam, pow, that shit is out of your way now isn't it? Fuck it, fuck that, fuck everything.

Brought to you by Danny Sexbang

"The assignment is due tomorrow? At least I remembered the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"
"Finals? Oh, right, the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"

The "Fuck It" Adjustment by Who gives a shit? December 11, 2013

Azjour 

Cool, crazy, pretty, smart, and sometimes sensitive. Usually a Viola player!!!

"I NEED HELP!" "Calm down. I know who can help." "WHO!" "AZJOUR!!!"

Azjour by Annabel and Katie October 26, 2016

brogan adjustment 

An american military technique of repairing broken DVD players.

Pauile: "I was in the army signal core. What this thing needs is what we call a

Brogan Adjustment"
Christopher: "What's that? Y'know how?"
Pauile: "Yep"
*procedes to smash DVD player with left shoe"

brogan adjustment by rjd1118 November 3, 2021

spinal adjustment 

when a man spreads a woman's legs, pins them back and fucks her so hard her back cracks. This custom became so popular in the early 1980's that some enthusiasts would have spinal adjustment parties and couples would simultaneously engage in this form of boning. The combined sound of all the cracking spines gave the aural illusion of crickets chirping. The practice didn't quite reach "fad" status, though, as it really didn't sound that close to crickets chirping and it was only interesting to the bystander for a few quick moments. Eventually, the party idea died out and currently spinal adjustments are practiced in the privacy of one's home. This has been known to save dozens of dollars in chiropractor bills, cutting health costs by 0.00001%, though statistics have only been kept since Valentines Day, 2012.

Harold: Hey, Fred, what's with Steph?

Fred: Fucked her so hard last night, I gave her a spinal adjustment.
Harold: Oh, okay. That's awesome. The way she was walking, I thought she had some kind of pussy rash.
Fred: No, it was great. Had her up to five pops. Got four more on the last thrust. Adjusted!!! (high fives)

spinal adjustment by theinstigator December 13, 2013