assisted suicide

Assisted Suicide is part of the pro-choice political view. It allows the terminally ill to have the option of ending their life by being induced with a legal drug. Elderly that are NOT terminally ill but have some kind of disorder, etc, are considered for this option as well.

person 1: That man just found out he is going to die in 3 weeks.

person 2: Does he have the option of assisted suicide?

person 1: He asked, but they don't allow it here.

by Velma F. July 21, 2006

The Vampire's Assistant

An extremely kick-ass movie which is much better and more accurate on vampires than Twilight.

If you saw The Vampire's Assistant, then you have seen the best movie ever!

by DarkAngelOfIllusion October 25, 2009

administrative assistant

A modern day name for a "secretary".

Jane: "What does she do?"

Barry: "She's an administrative assistant."

Jane: "Oh."

by Jonas the great October 1, 2010

dunk assist

A type of assist in the game of basketball that is counted to a player who passes the ball to a teammate in a way that leads to a score by a field goal that's a slam dunk, meaning that he or she was "assisting" in the dunk that results as a field goal. This is also counted as a regular assist, too.

Steve Nash or someone like him, I bet, get about 4 or 5 dunk assists a game. Maybe more.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 13, 2010

wrist assist

When you're banging your woman from behind and you just cant give it to her hard enough, you place your right hand (or left hand for left handed people) on the rear of the respective hip and aid your motion with the power of your forearm.

Hey bob, last night my girl was on it like never before, I even had to break out the wrist assist!

by DictionaryDave April 26, 2009

Assistant Principal

The one the principal sleeps with to completely monopolize the school board.

Person 1: Have you talked to the Assistant Principal recently?
Person 2: No, I don’t think so.
Person 1: That’s because she was fired after being caught sleeping with the principal.
Person 2: Oh my god really, that’s insane!
Person 1: I know!

by 4:31Time April 23, 2020

Assisted Schoolicide

1. Masochistically destroying one's own social life with excessively hard or time-consuming highschool/college courses.

2. Attempting suicide by way of sleep deprivation, induced by excessive schoolwork.

My classes were all really easy last year, so I attempted Assisted Schoolicide by signing up for three extra-curricular courses.

by FearTheBoomstick October 19, 2010