Ashleep

A state of mind whereby the person seems to be awake but they are asleep because there are sheep who believe everything the media and government says even though they know they are liars. So it's a voluntary denial of truth because the truth is uncomfortable

The government allows flouride in the water because they want you to be ashleep while they run off with the spoils

by Moldolf March 25, 2020

asleeping

What you are doing when you leave your msn on overnight. This term is used primarily in msn conversations or away messages. You are away and asleep. You are asleeping.

MSN name: Jam: Been replaced by a 23yr old emo fuckball/Sex knows who she is - asleeping

by teddyrux July 2, 2006

Kicks like a sleep twitch

An excessive running adventure through a city or town. Anyone can do it but is hard to truly master if you don't know the papillon.

Damn he really kicks like a sleep twitch

by Praise_Xenu July 31, 2011

aspleep

when you are half asleep, but also fucking/fuckable.

Yeah, I barely remember. Apparently I was aspleep.

by adavis959 December 12, 2011

aslee

a hot daddy that with make all the girls thirsty for his dick, aslees are usual judgmental and rude but his looks distract you from his attitude and aslees usually have hot brothers.

1: Aslee is so hot
2: Yes he’s such a daddy

by definingdaddies June 25, 2017

awleep

When you're inbetween sleeping and being awake

Troinell && Tanya were talking and then Troinell asked Tanya a question.... Tanya didnt answer, so Troinell thought to herself , "oh duh, she must be awleep." hahahahah

by Tanya Rad May 26, 2006

Aslerp

A way to say asleep when your high/drunk as fuck.

I need to go... to go... ermm aslerp.

by The Kross July 13, 2011