did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book

Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence

Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro

Person2: imma go home now and cry

Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears

by Aboychap August 14, 2018

Yo bro is that a Sony?

Usually at night or when in a dark room, when seeing a floating tv you shouldn't worry about it being your Grandma haunting you after spreading her ashes at the local goodwill but instead it's your goddamn nigerian neighbor named Larry "borrowing" his white friend's new tv for the third time this week.

You *sees a floating tv in the dark*
You YO BRO IS THAT A SONY?

by BOBminer321 November 19, 2020

yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children

Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you

by 459395 August 31, 2023

yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

by yomommadisease April 30, 2020

Yo me fui de lado: The First Breast Suck To A Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Yo me fui de lado: The First Breast Suck To A Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

it’s a ting where it’s like yo

basically it means it is what it is, you can’t do anything about it

person 1: “fuck i failed my test”

person 2: “it’s a ting where it’s like yo.”
person 1:”huh?”

by watchonepiece February 8, 2026