Jonah

Your mothers baby daddy and uses your sister as a side piece. With a dick the size of the empire state building he has fucked 10 times as many females as you. He also has hella hoes all over him

"Dude, a Jonah just came into my life"
"Yeah your life sucks"

by Ekud33 January 17, 2020

Jonah

A Jonah is a rare person to come by, they are very kind, considerate, funny, and most would say hot. A Jonah is sexy af and you'd be lucky to have one in your life.

Girl: I just met the most amazing boy!
Other Girl: Really? Who?
Girl: His name is Jonah, He's extremely hot
Other Girl: OHHH! HIM?!?!? HE"S MR. UNIVERSE
Girl: Imma go pull a Jonah on him.

by TheMysteriousPersonYouDontKnow September 24, 2019

Jonah

A person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck any they go.

I was on a winning streak until Jonah showed up!!
Any luck with the girls tonight? Was doing ok until Jonah showed up!!

by Sambiase November 1, 2022

jonah

Seafaring slang. Refers to somebody who's the cause of bad luck; a jinx. The bearer of bad juju.

He's a Jonah; toss him overboard or we'll all die.

by yyz113 April 15, 2008

the jonah

straddling a girl over with your legs across her neck and butt-ox pressed against her breast while you repeatedly thrust your cock in and out of your mouth causing you to ejaculate in her mouth and on her face.

commonly performed on the curb in between two parks cars between two drunk people.

can be considered rape

Yo J
Sup dude
You do the jonah lately?
Nah man just the typical blumpkin at nics house
Ahh thats rough

by doingthejonah March 30, 2011

Jonah

Can be really sweet or legit Satan .they are also super easy to read just by there face you can tell what there thinking or what there going to do .Also can be a bit vain if this is a jonah reading this saying your not vain .just think ,you googled yourself 😂.anyway gives good advice but needs to stop trusting people getting stabbed in the back then forgiving them .ok

I hate Jonah but it’s fine because he hates me even more

by Blahblahblahx December 15, 2019

Jonah

He is a great guy who is not the best at English but great in math. He is currently dating at the moment. He has short brown hair and hazel eyes. He is addicted to dragon ball z and hentai. He may sound awful but he is a sweet person with a great personality.

Did you see how Jonah was going super sauayn in the road!!!

by Gus herbson January 12, 2019