BOY IS A GUN*

A boy who makes you feel safe but can also be dangerous to you and people around you

Tyler: “you're a gun 'cause
I like you on my side
At all times
Keep me safe. You could be dangerous to me
Or anyone else”
Vocals: “boy is a gun*”

by TheRealestIGORfan June 25, 2024

THAT'S not a gun

**That** is a gun!

When da intoxicated 'roo shooters saw Mick Dundee's rifle-wielding "kangaroo vigilante", they frenziedly took off in a blind panic, as if they had no viable weapons of their own to return fire with. And so Mick --- after complimenting da dead kangaroo on its supposed marksmanship ("Good one, Skippy!") --- could have then jokingly told Sue, "That pathetic pea-shooter that that overflowing-bladdered Sidney-based loudmouth was luggin' around?! THAT'S not a gun --- THIS is a gun!", since said noisy Lee-Enfield 303 had been so effective at scaring off said tipsy adult-delinquent and his fellow "slick city cowboys".

by QuacksO January 29, 2026

Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?

A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

happiness is a warm gun

a Beatles song that was written by Lennon, party about Yoko, and the idea came from a gun magazine with the caption "Happiness is a warm gun in your hand." Great song, period.

happiness is a warm gun. bang bang, shoot shoot.

by Cliff Dickens June 23, 2004

Happiness is A Warm gun

A song you dont play at a murder victims funeral.

Yeah he liked the beatles, but he was killed.

by Tony ramone July 8, 2005

a tommy [gun]

Famous 30's machine gun, originally designed for use in WWI but never saw active service. Instead it became a favourite of gangsters from NY to Chicago. Most movies of the time feature its distinctive round under-barrel magazine.

My tommy's gonna make their heaters look like slingshots.

by richard sullivan December 11, 2003

Gun A Stick

A saying used much less today which means to smoke a cigarette.

"We cant smoke inside so I'm going out to gun a stick."

by Death Leprechaun February 25, 2008