Clayton

A boner who likes to take notes and pay attention in zoom.

Claytons such a boner

by BAWG INC. October 27, 2020

Clayton

A total and utter crackhead. He looks like he would probably rape a dog if he didn’t have a chode. His cock is commonly referred to as a double stack. He takes massive shits.

Kids get inside!! There is a Clayton!!

by Billyboybob October 8, 2020

Clayton

A city in the south eastern suburbs of Melbourne. Clayton is renowned for its high levels of crime, drug/dealers, and islanders. One of the harder areas (The Bronx) of Melbourne. Also pronounced "Clarden" by the locals.

"A.k.a Clarden"
Nothing soft comes out of Clayton
Residents known to name themselves "Claytonians, nearby are Clarindians and Westalliens.

by Clarden December 8, 2013

claytonism

porn hound

you suffer from claytonism, you sick bastard!

by t-bear October 7, 2003

Clayton

A Canadian Tire Employee who will be single handedly responsibly for the extinction of the animals used to make the Baconator.
Also voted most likey to die in a tragic Pallet Jack accident. And is allergic to soap and ladders :)

Clayton is a Master- Baser

by The Man 5544 December 22, 2009

Clayton

A man who acts tuff online and through text, but in person is a weak, scared little ashamed boy. He may befriend girls, but then will loose his temper and most likely get hated by many. He can be a good friend at first but slowly becomes more of a little fag every time you talk to him.

Clayton is a bitch

by WeGotsRocks January 5, 2015

Clayton

The most amazing railfan in town! Always as sharp as a tack when answering train questions. Treat him right and he'll let you tag along on a railfanning trip.

"Wow! He really knows his trains. He is such a Clayton!"

by Tri-Cities Railfan August 28, 2016