a boogie wit da hoodie

A LORD and JESUS from the Bronx also known as dad.

Let me pray for a boogie wit da hoodie and see if i can have a cold one with the boya

by Slipperyjanter June 19, 2017

Like a Bosh

Something/ someone that is great and supposed to work well but turns out to not work at all.

Claude: Why are you pissed?
Billy: This computer I bought is supposed to work like a boss but it's not working at all.
Claude: Oh, like a Bosh.

by kidokick November 21, 2010

I have to drop a Boesch

Taking a shit

I will be back, I have to drop a Boesch

by I've been Boesch'ed May 8, 2009

dick in a box

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's a dick in a box.

Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box

girl: i can't wait to see what you got me for christmas
guy: me either
girl: is it what i've always wanted?
guy: yup
girl: ok i'm ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it's a dick in a box

by caffeine21 December 23, 2006

hard-on in a bottle

Slang nickname for the sports celebrity hyped but entirely ineffective mail-order supplements that purport to give you muscles and a big black boner no matter what your ethnicity.

I don’t give a rat’s ass if it is a full-blown goddamn placebo, I just wanna get my own hard-on in a bottle and try it out for myself!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019

I'm on a Boat

The most amazing experience of your life. A time to ride some dolphins, fuck some mermaids, and wear some flippie floppies.

I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit. It started splashin', gettin' everybody all wet. This ain't sea world, this's as real as it gets. I'm on a boat muthafucka, don't you eva forget!

by i.love.andy.samberg February 23, 2009

Crack a Bottle

1. To open a new bottle of an alcoholic beverage.

2. Serious hip hop song by Eminem, Dr. Dre and 50 Cent from Em's Relapse album.

1. Yo Jimmy its Friday, crack a bottle cuz.

2. So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.

by JimmyLimerick May 29, 2009