bent bert

a right angled penis, ususally do to over bangage of the female ass

"Oh shit, I gave myself a bent bert last night "

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

bert the bunyip

A horrifying animatronic sea creature in Murray Bridge, Australia. Bert, alternatively Bertha or Bazza, is a prominent figure within the submechanophobia and animatronic communities.

"I found a rare vintage photo of Bert the Bunyip from the 70s"

by pillbug science March 17, 2021

Bert Algood

A teacher that loves squirrels because he crashed his chopper in Vietnam and he lived with the squirrels when he was a POW. They combed his hair and his mustache in exchange for his nuts lol. So that is how they became companions.

Anyone see Bert Algood screwin that squirrel the other day?

by Elliot G May 4, 2011

bert mccracken

The extremely outgoing, loud, funny, good looking, talented, singer/screamer/songwriter of The Used who writes AMAZING lyrics.

I'm high as fuck now.

by pseudonym February 12, 2005

bert morg

Extremly unco, clumsy and a tad downs.

Joe: *pouring milk into cereal bowl*
Alex: Got enough milk there?
Joe: *Drops milk carton, spilling milk everywhere*
Joe: Oops
Alex: You're an absoloute bert morg, you know that right?

by NamibianPrince January 10, 2017

Chabby Bert

A smoking hot man with a mega shlong and amazing taste

You are a Chabby Bert, hand me your cock

by BoobLoverJing January 13, 2021

bert mccracken

He brings such passion and fire to the stage, you can feel it in your body when he screams....Just Amazing

by Matt October 14, 2003