zooted

When THC from a marijuana plant is absorbed into the body and one begins to think they can conquer the 24 Hour McDonald's drive through with out obtaining the McShits

Guy says, "Yo I am so zooted right now"
Guy 2 says, "Yea that bud was pretty fire"
Guy says, "McDonald's !?!?!?"
Guy 2 says, "Wow your fucking insane lets do it"

by RJ Snackworth April 13, 2008

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Zooted

High off any drug, preferably, marijuana

Ay, my mans so zooted right now, he don't know where he at!

by Cristobal Martin September 1, 2005

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Among the right group of somebodies, "zooged" is by far the best replacement for the words "served" or "owned" when someone else loses an argument/gets in a fight they can't win/has their comeback come right back at them/gets run over.

It's very simple. Take a sentence like "you got served!" and just jam "zooged" right in there. As in:

A: "You're right. I did leave my keys in her flat. With the death threat and the thing about never seeing her again. F**k it."

B: "You got zooged!!!!!"

by DieuLePere May 29, 2009

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zozzed

Zozzed is used when someone is so flabbergasted that zozzed is the only word that can describe their current mood. Also a popular 4chan saying.

Dylan is absolutely zozzed because Ryan keeps shiting the bed.

by orzInfernus July 1, 2016

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Zooted

Meaning youve taken so many drugs that your mind and body are just there. You just think everything great and your just straight up gone.
(Drugs like, coke, oxy, alc, Esctacy, xans,molly just a lot of drugs at once)

He was so zooted that he thought the shopping cart was his car.
She was so zooted that she kept on passing out.
Bro i was so zooted that i beat the game i just got ina day!!

by GHŒẞT July 14, 2019

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