Puffin on zootiez

The act of smoking a dark strand of weed, usually with multiple women in your bed.

“Puffin on zootiez, and she callin me daddy”
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by Mr.Rager69 May 23, 2022

Zompted

When Anna is very tired from walking.

I did good and went walking. I'm zompted

by Greatness Personified July 31, 2017

Zoot Juice

(1) Zoot Juice is alcohol in a high enough concentration to get a person highly zooted.

(2) A shit ton of beer

Matt: Nigga we have acquired the zoot juice, we boutta get fugged up.

by DikInYoMouf69 June 28, 2018

Zoot Rat

A fucking absolute zoot lovin’ pot rat

“Yo did you see that guy over there?”

“Yeah he was an absolute fucking zoot rat

by ZootRat100 September 23, 2019

Zoot Sandwiched

When your so blonkered off the weed that you think your a sandwich. Zoot sandwiched is the ultimate version of high that can only be accomplished through 7 blunts.

“Bro! Last night Steve was so croinked off the dabs, he thought he was a sandwich!” “Yeah bro, man was zoot sandwiched”

by Charles McNeal June 8, 2021

Zoophile

someone who is in love with animals like dogs and cats instead of a human being

Son/Daughter: Dad, I'm a zoophile

Dad: Shut the fuck up I wish I left you a long time ago👴

by Daquantavious May 8, 2022

[zoop]

zoop has no definite/specific meaning. It can mean anything you want it to mean as long as it is in a positive way. You can use "zoop" as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, and all those other parts of speech.

hey how'd u do on that test? i think i zooped it up, it was so easy!!

hey wats up zoop?

thats the zoopest looking shirt i have evr seen.

hey you're looking pretty zoop today.

that guy was crazy, he just zooped everyone up in basketball!!

that teacher gave us so much homework. definitely not zoop.

zoop it to the limit!

ZOOP!!! (used as like a greeting or something you can yell out whenever you feel like it)

by King Arthur & [\/\/] Henry January 26, 2009