stressed depressed lemon zest

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.

"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."

by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019

Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

the opposite of ‘easy peasy lemon squeezy’

friend: that test was easy peasy lemon squeezy
me: i’m a Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

by yeeeetttt,345 November 11, 2019

new zealand zest

ejaculate; cum; jizz

Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.

"I just finished a handjob and topped off my dickhead roommate's dinner with some new zealand zest.

by Marcanus Aurelius December 10, 2015

Zip of Zest

When you sprinkle kief on it.

Aye fam whatchu sprinklin on the bowl?
Just a zip of zest, man!

by blonde.babe May 31, 2018

Zest

feeling or arousing sexual excitement.

My friend was really zest from talking to all of the women flirtatiously at the party yesterday.

by Iverson Dior December 8, 2020

LEMON ZEST

When a man packs garbage into a woman's pussy until she orgasms

"I gave stacie a lemon zest"

by FVGGOT January 4, 2021

Orange zest

Tiny bits of orange skin.

You can sprinkle a little orange zest to add some flavor to the cake.

by Solio Nid October 25, 2011