New Zealand Sunrise

Receiving an early morning hand job (approximately 6AM) while watching a nature channel

Nobody believed Chris when he said his wife regularly gives the New Zealand Sunrise

by Anonymous Poodle Lover August 31, 2011

zelal

a very beautiful girl with a cute smile and personality. She is a great friend with a big heart & has a good charackter !

this girl is zelal!
a amazing girl with lot of beauty .

by zelalbieber January 1, 2017

Zephan

A really cool guy with nice guitar skills and a weird aversion to pineapple pizza. Loyal to his friends, funny, and snarky in just the right doses.

Girl: Look at that hot guy!

Other girl: Yeah I know him (*major flex moment*) That’s Zephan. He says someone got impaled on a statue and clearly knows how to dance, he’s so cultured

Girl: Bro what a fuckin legend

Other girl: Damn right

by Distractor in Chief October 7, 2021

zephan

A sexy man with a big wang.

Zephan is super smexy

by steve4444 January 21, 2015

New Zealand Goat Farmer

Background:
It’s a known stereotype that farmers in New Zealand experiment with bestiality, especially with goats, this sexual technique can be used when someone wants to have the sensation of having sex with livestock but doesn’t want to commit bestiality.

Definition:
When a man and woman engage in dogie style or anal sex. The man precedes to grip and squeeze the woman’s breasts (like he’s milking a goat) while she makes sounds mimicking a goat. This could also be with two females or two males (one with man boobs)

Woman: Gosh my tits are sore, that’s the last time I let him try the New Zealand Goat Farmer

by Dingle123 January 4, 2009

Zella

Zella, is caring and compassionate. You originally liked her because she's cute, but the more you look into her personality the harder you crush on her. She has dark, soft eyes, with a contagious smile; any joke she makes has everybody laughing. She's kind and sweet to her friends, but stands up for herself and what she believes in. She makes the dream girlfriend, and if you get the privilege to know a Zella, make sure you keep her!

guy 1: Damn, she's cute!

guy 2: Ya, get to know her, she's an absolute Zella!

by Austin the monkey man October 28, 2020

New Zealand

Contrary to apparent popular belief, New Zealand is a great country. Being a kiwi myself, I shall be as unbiased as possible when I say that its people are not as rude, lazy, stupid, "sheep-molesting," etc. as some people are trying to convey. I can't defend our accent, even though I want to, because I don't know how it sounds to people from other countries. It probably is annoying though, so whatever floats your boat. Yes, it rains here. So what. A little rain won't kill you, and it's actually incredibly helpful to our farmers (who are not rednecks), as our nation strongly relies on cows and stuff to tide us over financially. Sure, we have a lot of sheep here; I really don't see why anyone would have a problem with that. It's not like we have poisonous snakes, or sharks... or freaking spiders that kill you. Not looking at anyone in particular. *Looks at Australia* And one more thing. This whole, "Kiwis are racist" thing is not real. I think everyone here knows how crap we are in comparison to other countries. We know that we have a pretty high obesity rate, domestic violence rate, and not to mention expensive tomato sauce in fish and chip shops. This is why a lot of us are moving to places like Aussie and the UK. We certainly do not think we are better than anyone else on this planet, and if anyone here does, they're probably part Australian (jk). Sorry, that was long, and not really a definition. Viva Aotearoa.

person 1: "Hey I'm moving to New Zealand."
person 2: "New Zealand? You mean that place with those freaking awesome cows and over-priced ketchup?"
person 1: "Hell yeah."

by imaginary_arch_enemy January 26, 2017