New Zealand Birthday Party

An annual tradition when a 16 year old male turns 16. The family blows up balloons and the male ejaculates in each uninflated balloon, and then had a countdown to when the male would turn 16, and at that moment they would fill up the balloons and pop them, showering everyone in the male's semen. Then, the mother of the family has a "special" time with the male in a private dormitory as in "initiation" into manhood.

Jamie did the annual New Zealand Birthday Party last year... ITS NOW MY TURN!

by Rionox March 1, 2023

zealadin

1)noun: by popular recognition, the absolute worst tank in world of warcraft. proudly owned by the dark ministry guild on blackrock

2) to pull a zealadin: the process of not turning up to raids for an extended period of time, and taking several of the best items available to your guild at the time you return, then disappearing again

i cant be bothered helping the guild clear through this new instance, i might pull a zealadin

by lilballs September 10, 2008

Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller

Spread some sort of lubricant on a smooth floor. Then place a partner on the floor. Make him/her commence oral sex then pull him/her by their bush along the floor. (the pubic bush)

Shes completely bald after i gave her the Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller.

by Franco-Kiwi Loki! June 25, 2009

zeblanc

A moment of extreme ignorance and/or confusion almost simultaneously followed by a gloriously epic epiphany of some sort.

"Wait Jakie, you're telling me girls don't adore kung-fu movies for their anniversaries?"

"WOW NICK OF COURSE NOT!"

"So girls like diamonds, shoes, clothes, and stuffed animals?"

"Yes, EXACTLY!"

"Well thats shallow."

"Were a shallow race"

"I just had a zeblanc moment; girls are a shallow race who only like shoes, clothes, stuffed animals, and diamonds."

by Zabrackis January 15, 2008

Australia or New Zealand

Pretty much the best two countries in the world.
Bet you wish you from either of these countries.

;

Man, I wish I could be from Australia or New Zealand, they're just so cool, ay!?

by Yajbfvbuierbv March 24, 2008

invade New Zealand

The topic of a satirical ad from an Australian entertainment show called The Gruen Transfer.

"Let's all go to New Zealand, we can have it all as our land, no planes, no tanks, no navy, not to want it would be crazy"

It's just 100% Too Easy.

Why would Australia invade New Zealand? There's nothing there but sheep and orcs.

by AnonJudicator October 20, 2009

Old Zealand

Better written as Nieuw Zeeland, this country was named after Zeeland in the Netherlands by Abel Tasman, the first European explorer to reach it. Tasmania was named after this guy.

That's where the old Zealand was, in case you were wondering.

"Hey, Tasman! Wat dat eiland u is?"
"Het is een prachtige plaats! Ik ga het Nieuw Zeeland "

by Tomaso April 16, 2005