Zach Parise

Zach Parise is a young star in the NHL who is currently going into his third season as a New Jersey Devil. He had 14 goals, 18 assists, and 32 points in 81 games during his rookie campaign, including a goal and an assist in his first NHL game which was against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins. When Zach Parise scored that first NHL goal, becoming only the 12th player in NJD history to do so, the crowd began to taunt Crosby with "Parise's better!!" In his sophomore campaign, he had 31 goals, 31 assists, for 62 points, second on the Devils only behind captain Patrik Elias. On August 1, 2007, he re-signed with the Devils for four more years, making 12.5 million over those next four years. Zach Parise has become a fan favorite for all Devil's fans for his great skill. He also seems to be the most excited person on the bench when his team scores, jumping up in the air like a little kid on Christmas morning. When he scores goals, sometimes it's hard to decide what is better, the goal itself, or his face of excitement. Zach Parise has also become a favorite to all women NHL fans around the NHL because of his stunning (appearance. He was born on July 28, 1984 in Minneapolis, MN. His father, J.P. Parise also played in the NHL particularly with the New York Islanders and the Minnesota North Stars. His brother, Jordan Parise is now a goaltender for the Devil's minor-league team in the American Hockey League, the Lowell Devils in Lowell, Massachusetts.

Zach Parise will be seen hoisting the Stanley Cup in the not too far future.

There is an abudance of people wearing Zach Parise jerseys in the new Prudential Center.

The future of the New Jersey Devil's franchise is Zach Parise.

After Patrik Elias, Zach Parise will more than likely take over Captaincy duties.

Zach Parise will fill any void that Scott Gomez leaves, and actually do a better job!

Zach Parise should hit the 40-goal mark next season.

Zach Parise is deserving of the Hart Trophy.

"Parise's Better!"

by anonymous Devil Fan August 11, 2007

Zach welcomer

A fucking douche bag

This Zach welcomer needs to kill himself

by Jethrow October 6, 2016

zachdontfall

A kid that puts "dontfall" after his name to indicate that he doesn't fall in a game on Minecraft called "Woolwars" but he does 99% of the time because he is a clumsy bitch. He spends most of his time playing Minecraft and has no lfie.

Zachdontfall has no life and fall

by totallynotspookai September 8, 2020

Zachary Jonathan Baker(Zacky Vengeance)

The Rhythm Guitarist For Avenged Sevenfold. He was born in Orange County, California on the 11th of December 1981. His Eyes are Green. Zacky Vengeance has a penchant for changing his hair colour quite often, bleaching his hair white and dyed purple on the top (2004). He has recently completely dyed his hair blonde.He owns a clothing line called Zacky V. Presents Many of the designs include the Vengeance University logo, or skulls along with the Est. 6661 logo.He has a dog named Ichabod C. Vengeance.His passion for music and guitar came in at quite an early age when he began teaching himself guitar on his dad's old acoustic at thirteen, He managed to learn the riffs to many of his favorite songs even though he had to play the guitar upside down due to the fact he is left handed and his father not.While still in high-school he began playing guitar for MPA, a band he and some other friends had started; the name came from a night of watching porn, hence the name Mad Porno Action. Although they played one concert in the quad at school they were unsuccessful and Vengeance was blamed for stealing all the microphones and was arrested but no charges were made.In the Avenged Sevenfold All Excess DVD, Baker talks about how he and M. Shadows formed Avenged Sevenfold. Later on Shadows goes on to say that when they all picked their stage names, Zacky adopted the stage name Zacky Vengeance because "There were a lot of people he really had a problem with back in high school."

Zachary Jonathan Baker(Zacky Vengeance) has the cutest green eyes and the greatest baby face ive ever seen i love him

by Jami-Lee Martel October 23, 2007

Zachary

Zachary is one-of-a-kind. No one else is like him. He's an oddball.

If he cares about you, he treats you like royalty. He wont let ANYONE mess with the ones he loves. He's charismatic and the nicest person you'll ever meet. He's different and special. He wont ever hurt you. He has a bit of a temper but its best for the people around him, and his own safety. A protective, harmless, respectful, caring, weird, wonderful person. You'll fall in love with him in the first three weeks of knowing him. <3

"Man.. i wish i was lucky enough to have a Zachary in my life."
"I'm one of the lucky ones (: "

by HopefullLove..<3 June 28, 2013

Zachary

The Chosen One or God's Chosen One. Basically good at everything he does and people just flock to him. He can do whatever he puts his mind to with ease.

Person 1: "Dude that guy just learned karate today and he is already at black belt level."
Person 2: "He must be a Zachary. Its the only logical explanation."

by FriendofChosenOne April 9, 2013

Zachary

Confident, yet self-aware, often lacking in self esteem. Tall, athletic, bronzed, unaware of attention he receives from a majority of the female race.

Extremely good-looking, and absolutely hilarious.

Hard to read unless known well, worth every second of your time.
Will create memories unmatched by any other man.
Caring, thoughtful and full of surprises.

Worth his weight in gold, yet absolutely priceless.
Nobody else compares.

"Wow, Zachary looks so good today"

by pokerdotstripes November 16, 2012