Zander

Zander is the sexiest creature to ever walk this earth. Zanders often have great hair and the best sense of humor. He knows how to make someone feel better when they are down and is a great listener. Zander often doesn't see how truly wonderful of a person he is so therefore usually dates girls way below his league. If you have ever dated a zander you should know that there's no one out there who is better than him so you should probably give up dating and die alone. Zanders are always great in bed and know how to pleasure the ladies.

Example one:

Person 1: ya know who's hawt???
Person 2: who???
Person 1: Zander!!!!
Person 2: hey thats pretty gooood

Example 2:

Person 1: Dammmnnnn Zander is a sexy motherfucker
Person 2: He's one hawt tamale
Person 1: 10/10 would smash
Person 2: I wonder if he's dtf?

by fuckmedaddy123 October 29, 2016

zandalize

v. To garnish with the glorious marks of the band known as Zox. Derived from the word "vandalize," but without inheriting the original term's tendency towards negative connotations, zandalism most often comes in the form of those trademark yellow Zox-head stickers. Furthermore, anything/anyone that is marked with the name ZOX, may be considered "zandalized."

Though Zox band has recently refurbished their online image, the yellow Zoxhead will live on forever and always be known as the 5th member of the band that says nothing but "zoxband.com"

I zandalized a stop sign today!

It has become the norm to zandalize your dorm.

Oh, look at that zandalized car bumper. A Zandal must have been here!

I zandalized my roommate after he passed out.

As a member of the Zteam, it is your duty to zandalize every town you visit.

Spencer Swain's left arm is zandalized with a Zox flower.

by Ameh June 21, 2006

Zanderbanner

Morphing a co-workers head onto funny pictures from the web and exploiting them.

Did you see the latest Zanderbanner of one one where he is dancing around like a little fairy?

by Bill Frankino December 14, 2008

Zandrei

Chillest guy you will ever know. He may seem like a quiet and shy guy, but he is the strongest out of all.

I'll get Zandrei on you!

by BROMAN12356 August 20, 2018

Zander

Zander is a sexy beast. Has a long shlong, not from Hong Kong. He’s tough in front of da boys, but put a Ginger in front of him, and you’ll say “who tf is dis?”. Everyone should get themselves a Zander.

Yo I’m hungry, I need me some Zander.

by 6SABKILLA9 October 26, 2019

zadig et voltaire

Brand: A luxury store tailored towards the upper echelons of the bourgeoisie, who, in an attempt to preserve an outward image of punk-rockness, wealth, and cultural awareness are essentially reproducing the expected behaviours associated with status anxiety. Clothes are overpriced if the measure is quality; all value is ascribed through social conventions.

Person 1: Damn, is that ripped shirt Zadig et Voltaire?
Person 2: Of course.
Person 1: Well, damn, you must be a modern, successful capitalist, cat!
Person 1 (internally): *Sigh* I wish, If only I were. Instead I try to mask my economic commonality by in-debting myself with outrageous purchases relative to my income.

by MMKLUND November 16, 2017

Zandorg

a zandorg is someone who will eat your cat.

Hey did you hear that kid zandorg ate another cat?

He really needs to stop eating cats.

by CatEater6969 October 15, 2019