person zoning

when you dont want to be friends with someone, so you ignore them and person zone them

joe "hey wanna be friends?"
lisa "sorry, im person zoning you."

by do this all the time lol October 30, 2013

Zenning

v. to sexually stimulate a female partner by moving one's thumb up and down over her clitoris, similar to the motion used in operating a Creative Zen mp3 player.

Dude, I was Zenning on Joe's mom last night, right after she gave me a blumpkin, and she went insane.

by schwiftyfive October 10, 2006

Zenigata

A porkchop bone that has had all its meat gnawed off

After dinner i threw the zenigata out of the window.

by Evil Tim August 4, 2003

Zoning out

The exprience of starting an acid trip.

I was so zoned out last night, i slept with that shemale.I'm never zoning out again.

by legend 101.2 August 2, 2008

Zelinger

A mystical, guarded person who takes tacit pride in sexual prowess yet understands the natural flow of the universe.

Originating from the Russian "Zel" meaning foreskin of an elephant, the Swahili "ing" meaning clitoris of a camel, and the American based "er" meaning emergency room.

Also referred to as a "Z"

"Nobody knows who that Zelinger gets with, but rumor has it he knows how to disco."

"Where is Michael? He's been acting like such a Zelinger lately, all he does is ponder life and disappear into thin air in clouds of assgas"

by mystikman May 7, 2010

Zoning

Term used by chronic masturbators, especially males, to describe drifting into a trance while masturbating, usually while gooning. The focus is generally the masturbator's own penis and the intense pleasure it is giving, to the exclusion of all other stimuli such as pornography, cyber chat etc. Usually occurs during a session of edging.

I was gooning with my wankbud and suddenly I realised I had been zoning for about ten minutes.

by Southcoast July 8, 2010

zenigundam

Zenigundam, the greatest of the greats! The Alpha male!

As a child Zenigundam had already risen above his peers as he had been dealt the ability to be a natural leader! Those who sledge his name are threatened and inferior!

Bow down to your king Zenigundam!

‘‘Wow, look how superior that man is with girls! He appears to be the alpha, I wonder how he does it?

Oh forgive me.
I see now that it is our King, Zenigundam.”

by ARSOPU January 16, 2021