Your mom 

the drunk alcoholic chick I banged last night.

Guy one: "Duddddde I banged some hot chick last night, wanna see"

Guy two: "OMGYOUBASTARDTHATSMYMOM!!!"

Guy one: "Your mom?" "She was sweet and drunk."

Your mom by D: wtf May 14, 2010

Your Mom!

An entirely overused phrase, popular among teenagers. Frequently used when speaker is not thinking. The outcome tends to be something like this:

Me: "What are you doing?"
You: "YOUR MOM!"
Me: "That sounded really bad."
You: "Shit."

Your Mom! by heyallyoumotherfuckerstookthegoodnames December 28, 2005

your mom 

something you say when you can't think of anything else to say, or if you just want to insult someone without thinking too hard. Can also be varied in response.

guy #1 - "Dude, shut up"
guy #2 - "yeah well, your mom!"
guy #1 - "well uh, <i>your</i> mom!"
guy #2 - "yeah well, your mom's daughter's mom!"
guy #1 - "your mom's mom's mom's grandson's son's mom!"
guy #2 - "your sister!"
guy #1 - "YOU BASTARD!!" *he hits guy #2 with a fantastic right hook*

your mom by silent17 February 22, 2004

your mom 

Female parent, duh. Doesn't anybody know that.

Your mom is so nice.

your mom by Golferbc October 31, 2017

your mom 

The chick I fucked last night.

"I heard you scored some pussy! Who'd you do?"
"Your mom"

your mom by The Tomb January 24, 2008

your mom 

A great response that can be used in 99% of argumentative situations.

John: Fuck you
Me: I fucked your mom

John: Your a dick
Me: Your mom doesn't mind

John: Get off my nuts dude
Me: I'm just getting you back because your mom wouldn't get off mine.

John: I'm gonna beat your ass dude.
Me: Just like I beat your mom's pussy?

your mom by The Blanester88 November 26, 2007

your mom 

the best comeback ever.

"dude get the fuck off my playstation i wanna play with it now!"
"your mom wants to play with it!"

your mom by alittlestreetgurl March 31, 2004