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Get you a man that can do both

To be in a relationship when your boyfriend is classy, kind, and deep but thugn it at the same time.
Girl 1: Omg your boyfriend is amazing!
Girl 2: I know, get you a man that can do both.
by CrazyAllCaps December 17, 2017
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get you a rebound

When someone broke up with their bf/gf and are upset, to help them get back to the field and meet a new date. You can say this to cheer them up when you are taking them to a party to meet some new guy
A: jerry dumped me. I think I'm never getting over him.
B:hey don't be upset, there's a party later, wanna come? I'll get you a rebound!
by oooooooona April 14, 2016
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Not a dentist but id give you a filling

an extremely impressive pick up line known to make the bundalengerz cream and come back to the AP as quickly as possible.
HsTikkyTokky - "you alright gal i'm not a dentist but id give you a filling"
Girl "yes daddy H fill me up, how far is your AP?
HsTikkytokky - "AP's 5 mins away"
Girl - *creams herself*
by stud420 September 16, 2021
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get you a slice

Equivalent to the saying “get jiggy with it”, used to describe when a person is trying to get with someone that they are interested in or “get a slice”.
Guy1: Bro Jane texted me last night.
Guy1: ah man you gotta get you a slice.
by Julliaaa July 23, 2019
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Can I give you a bj

1.It could be used by a random chick wanting a one night stand without the expenses of pregnacy
2. Your significant other implying they're ready for oral
3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner
Can I give you a bj

Today she wrote Me a note and it says can I give you a bj
by Xmyhabit March 31, 2017
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www.youareanidiot.org

A website with a virus in the java script around October, 2004, when the website spiked in popularity. When you visited the website, a gif would appear flashing between two pictures in black and white with three smiley faces and "You are an idiot!" at the top of your screen along with a sound file playing singing "You are an idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!"
The virus would not do anything to your hard drive or your system32 file. It would however (when you try to close the tab/page) bounce around your screen like crazy. If you managed to close it, it would spawn another bunch of smaller windows that would bounce around your screen.
Every time you tried to close one window, a few more would open, the sound would open again and again with each new window annoying you really badly. In order to end the agony you would have to hard restart your computer. (Shut down your computer by holding the power button, then pressing it again once it is fully off.)
by Ayvohn December 14, 2015
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I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.
"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"
by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009
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