yoga porn

The yoga shows you see on TV that feature hot women doing yoga in exotic locations. If you're doing yoga with them, you're not watching them. If you're watching them, you're not doing yoga, but just enjoying the sights.

I watched some good yoga porn this morning. Really woke me up.

by one fish two fish April 8, 2010

yoga body

n. the kind of body one develops with years of yoga practice: taller, thin, with legs and buttocks that look like ropes and a bony back and neck.

--"I've been working for years at my yoga, and finally can do all the postures really well."

--"You do seem fit and relaxed, and you wear your yoga body well!"

by Doctor Science August 9, 2012

Yoga sex

Kinky sex. Flexible sex. One partner holds a complicated yoga pose, while the othe fucks them. The other partner can choose if they want to be in a yoga position also. Yoga sex strengthens the core and the mind.

Jerry and Meg were having yoga sex. She was in scorpion position while he fucked her.

by claireknowshershit April 30, 2014

Yoga Pants

A huge source of lust.

My girlfriend wore yoga pants today. I was excessively attracted to her and constantly wanted to touch her.

by nilethe146 June 20, 2016

yoga balls

(adj.) an adjective used to describe the relative size of the object in question.

(noun) balls that are used in the art of yoga to bounce and stretch on.

Finn- "Fudge man, this place is yoga balls huge!"

Jake- "Yoga balls aren't that huge, Finn."

by Dano Bano December 18, 2011

yoga suit

A term created by marketing weasels to help sell the warehouses full of ugly, outdated polyester jogging suits left over from the early '80s.

"Looks like Sissy bought a new yoga suit at ShopKo."

"Capitalist tool."

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

toilet yoga

The contortions that one performs to get a turd out.

Mary-Jane: Dude, I just dropped the biggest log! Peter: I'll bet you had to do some grandmaster-level toilet yoga to get that monster out of your bunghole!

by Phoetus January 20, 2008